The Job Title is Everything... :)

Ok, if escorts had business cards... What would be a unique job title to list?

Like housewives refer to themselves as 'domestic engineers'; we too, need a more sophisticated title.

Be as inventive as possible! I can't wait for your responses!

I'll start... "Physical Gratification Coordinator."

Convenience Consultant
Horizontal Tango Instructor
Organ Tuner

Oral Examiner
Physical Recreation Broker
Sexual Fitness Analyst

Erection Maintenance Coordinator

Blood Flow Specialist

Semen Release Manager

Skin Flute Tuner
Royally Mounted Puh-leaze!
Pumper Bumper

Pecker Checker

One Eyed Snake Charmer

Penile Expansion Therapist

Fantasy Management Coordinator

Positional Insertion Enthusiast

Dream Broker
Spiritual Fulfillment Counselor
Chief Fulfiller of Needs
Co-ordinator of Synchronicity
Director of Mind and Mood
pole technician