This reminds me of a hilarious story from several years ago, well my buddies thought it was funny.
We went to BDFW and it was the typical BDFW naughty, nasty, grinding, bbbj action as usual. While dricing home I realized my fingers, shirt and pretty much everything smelled like sweet roses, pussy and smoke. So I thought it would be a good idea to take off my shirt while driving down 157 and hang it out of my truck. Well 2 seconds later my shirt was ripped from my drunken grip and I was too drunk to turn around and look for a shirt on 157. So I pulled into a gas station, gassed up and 'accidentally' spilled a shit load of gas on my pants which also smelled like stripper slides. When I got home I told my SO that we went to No Frills, got drunk, filled up on the way home and the nozzle broke spewing gasoline all over my nice shirt and pants. No naturally I threw the shirt away....
It worked!!!