She is single guys and she is looking!!

First, a woman can only handle being alone for so long. Nice girls need it too. Yeah, I've been hoping to meet the love of my life, but I guess that's just not in the cards for me. So be it. I miss the company of a man. There I said it. If you listen to "Do What U Want" by Lady Gaga & R. Kelly, you'll know where I'm coming from. Hot song!

Second, last Thursday (11/21/13) I had one of the worst days of my life. The kind of day that just blindsides you at 3pm. The next day, after not drinking for 7 years, I had two with my neighbor. Third one came up-lol. I'd like to tell you that it was a huge mistake, but I can't. Best time of my life and I was home, safe. I don't drink and drive and even if I pick up a bottle of liquor, it goes in my trunk till I get home.

Anywhooo...I decided that life is too short to play by the rules. I want to have fun. I want to laugh. I want sex! Yes, I'm disease free. I'm drama free as well and I don't do anything illegal, nothing harder than a few drinks at home. That's my limit. That's my boundary. That boundary won't be moved.

I hoping to meet a single, nonsmoking, disease and drama free, Caucasian male between 38-52 who'd like to get to know each other and see where it goes. Just to warn you...I'm not for the weak or timid. I'm very smart, sweet and down to Earth, but I have an energetic, hoppy/bouncy personality. If that's not for you I understand, but I won't apologize for who I am. I'm Caucasian, curvy, voluptuous (38D, 14/16 jean).

Oh! About 10 months ago, I discovered that I have two invisible roommates-ghosts! I have a woman and her son. I've had several paranormal investigators and their teams confirm it, plus two master psychics. So, if I'm crazy, then seven other people are too. I also discovered that I'm a little psychic and that's why I can sense ghosts, spirits, etc. Although I love God/Christ with all my heart, I will never step foot in a church again. Even though Jesus himself appeared as a ghost to the disciples after He died, most church going Christians don't believe in ghosts. Most church going Christians don't want to be your friend either unless you give the church all your money. Screw that. Personally, I'd rather hang with witches than Christians now.

If I haven't scared you off, hope you'll email me with your pic. Please put "breaking the rules" in the subject bar. If I don't get both things, I can't reply back. I'm sorry.


http://rochester.craigslist.org/w4m/4216213667.html

wow she's got bat shit written all over that ad!!!!

PASS

Wow! No mention if Vampires.....I'm out!

Right up my alley!

Ah, the but ghosts are too much, I would rather she had kids. I mean what do you with ghosts? They must be carring a lot emotional baggage. I mean look at those ghost whisperer shows. I don't think I want to take on that kind of drama, especially at my age, even though Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty hot in her nightgown.

(Don't take me too seriously)

I clicked the linked, and it been flagged for removal, bummer.

WTF no pic's

Holy crap, GY6........

At first I thought YOU were gonna change sides and were looking for a man!!!!!




Glad I read further.......and then laughed my ass off!

Funny ad!

elg.......

I did the same elg ...lol