The End Is Near! What kind of "Bang' are you going out with?

O.K., the end of the world is coming on 21 December, on the Winter Solstice in just 5 days! (Yikes!)

Not really but if it was, who/what is on your short/naughty list? Is there a provider you want to check off your list or is there a special treat you want to give to yourself before all life ends as we know it? Keep it light, funny and a little weird is just fine

Except you Pyramider. We all know that you want more taint. With jingle bells if possible
Hmmmm... get 4 or 5 providers for the full day, and REALLY go out with a BANG!!!

Here's a turn-around question:

As a provider, if you had a session scheduled on the morning of Dec 21, and just about the time he arrived, you found out that the world was indeed going to end that day, would you still expect the donation, or would you say "Fuck It. Let's screw till the end comes..."?

I would love to go out porno style banging a hottie while another hottie is licking her taint!
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Except you Pyramider. We all know that you want more taint. With jingle bells if possible Originally Posted by Dharma
That's not right. I should be allowed to state my end of times desires, too.
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I think it taint right to be talking about the end of the world because it taint gonna happen. But if it were, I think there should a masive taintathon to make pyramider's taint dreams come true.

If that taint fun, I don't know what is!!!!
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I will be having a mfm session with candle wax play and video recording....woohooooo!!
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I think it taint right to be talking about the end of the world because it taint gonna happen. But if it were, I think there should a masive taintathon to make pyramider's taint dreams come true.

If that taint fun, I don't know what is!!!! Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick


Thanck you!


Psssst! Dharma

Thanck you!


Psssst! Dharma

Originally Posted by pyramider


O.K., Pyramider, what would you like if you knew the end was imminent?

You people sure know how to party!
I will be having a mfm session with candle wax play and video recording....woohooooo!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
u did not invite me-humbug
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u did not invite me-humbug Originally Posted by maxemus48
well if we survive 12/21....you will be next luver!!! lol
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The world's not ending. My chihuahuas (direct descendants from Mayan civilization) told me so. The mighty Paws of Power will expect their breakfast, lunch, dinner, and between-nap snacks as usual Friday and beyond, or they will leave ME a Christmas present, aka booby trap, in the dark hallway in front of the bathroom for me to discover late at night.

Actually, the wee woofs will have a pupsitter because Friday eve I have a dinner date with a gentleman who wants to order in, curl up in front of my incall's fireplace, and forget the world even exists. I'll raise a toast at midnight to the post-apocalyptic December 22nd. (Just in case, it was lovely knowing all of you. Have a nice Armageddon.)