O.K., the end of the world is coming on 21 December, on the Winter Solstice in just 5 days! (Yikes!)
Not really but if it was, who/what is on your short/naughty list? Is there a provider you want to check off your list or is there a special treat you want to give to yourself before all life ends as we know it? Keep it light, funny and a little weird is just fine
Except you Pyramider. We all know that you want more taint. With jingle bells if possible