Any gals with a pot belly fetish? Small penis fetish?

I'm just asking for a friend.

Honest. I swear.

Awww...

Carl that represents about 95% of the hard legs that cruise on this board!!!

Thancks for asking for me tard. Check your pm's.

Thancks for asking for me tard. Check your pm's. Originally Posted by Big Jake

Whoa, now, big fella. I don't get pms anymore since my doctor started me on Yaz! Now my manpussy never hurtz anymore and I always feel clean and fresh. You should try it! Ask your veterinarian about a prescription the next time you take the goats in for their regularly scheduled STD check-up, you old bareback rodeo clown.

You forgot impotence fetish.

See, this is why I love being a member here! I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!
HOOK'EM

Impotent small dick beer bellied bald guys are the hotttest...

Oh yeah baby ..

God bless you, vikki.

You and your incompetent optometrist.

Don't forget the ever popular nose and ear hair followers!
Tess

Impotent small dick beer bellied bald guys are the hotttest...

Oh yeah baby .. Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

What if i'm not bald yet?

What if i'm not bald yet? Originally Posted by sterling1

I can work with hairy too

Don't forget the ever popular nose and ear hair followers!
Tess Originally Posted by Topshelf Tess

Thanks for the tip, Tess. I'll be sure to let them grow out from now on.

It'll be a relief. Getting a smooth Brazilian wax job on the old Schnozz and Dumbo flaps hurts like the bejesus.

Plus, the cosmetician laughing at you in-between her disgusted shudders and retching when nasty-looking boogers and ear wax come free on the little cloth strips just adds insult to injury.

My friend has a much smaller penis and bigger pot belly than his friend. AND ear and nose hair. The total package.

..........wait...one more comes to mind.....all of the above...... then he places his dentures on top of the donation........and chases you around the incall wanting to ram his tongue down your throat......which he calls foreplay.