WTF I got a fleshlight in the mail!!!

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I think I may be busy for a while....
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Have you named it?
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Get one large bottle of lube and one large bottle of germ-ex.
Sorry but I was too lazy to review the fleshlight.

Vagina, there is no substitute...
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Sorry but I was too lazy to review the fleshlight.

Vagina, there is no substitute... Originally Posted by monkmonk
I know riiiiight?? So impersonal. Must find out who sent it.
Everytime you break that thing out you just saved $$.
I know riiiiight?? So impersonal. Must find out who sent it. Originally Posted by RangoFett
Wait a second....someone randomly sent you a fleshlight!?

BWAHAHAHAHAH
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Wait a second....someone randomly sent you a fleshlight!?

BWAHAHAHAHAH Originally Posted by Vitruvian
I know, WTF!! Still investigating!! Although I am calling her Lisa... They had Weird Science on last night and every time I see that flick I wish I could bone Kelly Lebrock!!!
I know, WTF!! Still investigating!! Although I am calling her Lisa... They had Weird Science on last night and every time I see that flick I wish I could bone Kelly Lebrock!!! Originally Posted by RangoFett
Yeah....you and me both. That film had tons of info for my developmental spank bank. Although...she didn't age well AT ALL. Holy crap.

http://www.contactmusic.com/photo/kelly_lebrock_1771619
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This Kelly? www.bing.com/images/search?q=kelly+lebrock&view=de tail&id=8CB67111EE2A8890197506 19F9FCBCFBA18D9818&first=0

I think the Fleshlight and the mental image of Kelly in the closet would be better.
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  • S-Man
  • 04-14-2012, 05:24 PM
If I'd one, I'd be imagining Vanessa Angel. :-p
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My how people change.
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My how people change. Originally Posted by LazurusLong
Holy Butt Crack!!! I will never think of her the same way!!
  • zebra
  • 04-14-2012, 09:15 PM
His ex-wife sent it to him.... BWAHAHAHAHAH
At least you know what she looks like and msog.....ha ha