Thinking of a new Motto ... what do you think?

5T3V3's Avatar
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  • 03-27-2017, 09:43 AM
If I can't cum in your mouth ... you can't come in my wallet!

Seems like there is a rash of $400 an hour hookers that don't kiss, that can't fuck and that do a BBBJ but won't let you finish! Hell if I wanted that I could just get married again.

Look on the flip side I get it - safety - so run to the bathroom and spit it out - or spit and punk for an hour (I will even hold your hair) - gargle with Listerine after you spit and puke for an hour!!!!!!! It is just so hard to nut if I am trying to be careful and worry about getting you out of the line of fire it ruins the whole experience for me. And I can't be alone.

And can someone please explain to me what the FUCK GFE means if you don't Deep French Kiss? Perhaps we need a new term to describe that type of service BGFE - Bitchy Girl Friend Experience! She won't kiss, she will suck your dick halfheartedly, but you can't cum in her mouth - shit sounds like every girl friend I even had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The more your post the more the ladies will maintain your girlfriend experience.
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Seems like there is a rash of $400 an hour hookers that don't kiss, that can't fuck and that do a BBBJ but won't let you finish!

If you have a rash, try Benadryl or Cortisone cream!!

.... It is just so hard to nut if I am trying to be careful and worry about getting you out of the line of fire it ruins the whole experience for me.

No wonder you're so cranky....

And I can't be alone.

Aren't you almost always alone??

And can someone please explain to me what the FUCK GFE means if you don't Deep French Kiss?

You got me there!!

Perhaps we need a new term to describe that type of service BGFE - Bitchy Girl Friend Experience! She won't kiss, she will suck your dick halfheartedly, but you can't cum in her mouth - shit sounds like every girl friend I even had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That doesn't surprise me one bit (see above)!!

Originally Posted by 5T3V3
Stevieboy, you need better screening techniques...
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  • 5T3V3
  • 03-28-2017, 08:56 AM
The more your post the more the ladies will maintain your girlfriend experience. Originally Posted by pyramider
Nice to see you Pboy! Hell I thought you were dead! You haven't crawled out from under your bridge for one of my posts in quite awhile!

Stevieboy, you need better screening techniques... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
I hear you but many times the reviews stop at BBBJ and the girls wont talk until they get there ... whats a feller to do?
ck1942's Avatar
As someone somewhere sometime said way in the past:

It's their pussy and it's our money.

Economics 101!
As someone somewhere sometime said way in the past:

It's their pussy and it's our money.

Economics 101! Originally Posted by ck1942
Good point it's their pu$$y and it's clients money.
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  • 03-28-2017, 04:39 PM
As someone somewhere sometime said way in the past:

It's their pussy and it's our money.

Economics 101! Originally Posted by ck1942
Good point it's their pu$$y and it's clients money. Originally Posted by Fancylady
Never, ever have I disagreed with those comments and I have had economics 301. It IS basic supply and demand, so my comments are directed at the demand that created the supply especially the young demand creators that don't think they can get what they want, so they pay for what they can get thereby creating the supply. Are there ladies here that are worth $400 a pop - damn straight there are and some a sight more ... basically i think the supply is created by the young dumb and full of cum juniors that are always chasing the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow only to find all you get is another rainbow with no gold at the end of it that leads you to another rainbow with no gold at the end of it.

Same situation occurs in Sugar Daddydom ... too!

It ain't like I am trying to hide the fact ... its all in the signature ... but hell what do I know!
burkalini's Avatar
Here's what I like. I read a review of a young 400 hr provider. It's CBJ No touching, and they always have either a bad knee or hip so they can't do the position you like. If you want outcall they charge an extra 100 for driving 5 miles. If you want greek they call you pervert and then say they will do it for an extra 500. It's nothing new. It's the ole golden pussy syndrome. I will take a 35 yr old plus provider any day over the 21 yr old. You leave them feeling well fucked. You leave the 21 yr old feeling fucked over.
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I will take a 35 yr old plus provider any day over the 21 yr old. You leave them feeling well fucked. You leave the 21 yr old feeling fucked over. Originally Posted by burkalini
Younger escorts are often times overrated. I've seen plenty of younger BP gals who refused to do CG. Seriously LOL. Never encountered that with older gals.
Here's what I like. I read a review of a young 400 hr provider. It's CBJ No touching, and they always have either a bad knee or hip so they can't do the position you like. If you want outcall they charge an extra 100 for driving 5 miles. If you want greek they call you pervert and then say they will do it for an extra 500. It's nothing new. It's the ole golden pussy syndrome. I will take a 35 yr old plus provider any day over the 21 yr old. You leave them feeling well fucked. You leave the 21 yr old feeling fucked over. Originally Posted by burkalini
+1
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  • 03-30-2017, 04:58 PM
Here's what I like. I read a review of a young 400 hr provider. It's CBJ No touching, and they always have either a bad knee or hip so they can't do the position you like. If you want outcall they charge an extra 100 for driving 5 miles. If you want greek they call you pervert and then say they will do it for an extra 500. It's nothing new. It's the ole golden pussy syndrome. I will take a 35 yr old plus provider any day over the 21 yr old. You leave them feeling well fucked. You leave the 21 yr old feeling fucked over. Originally Posted by burkalini
I agree ... the trouble for me is I prefer or am attracted to a very specific type ... fairly slim spinner to cheerleader athletic build (too skinny is a turn off too), B cup or less breasts, cute, but good looking and not an exotic in beauty, and no Letterman gap tooth or English tooth smile. And those girls generally come in the 18-25 range - there a couple 30+'s on here that would fit the bill but they are CBJ which is a killer for me. #itshardtobeapickywhoremonger
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Here's what I like. I read a review of a young 400 hr provider. It's CBJ No touching, and they always have either a bad knee or hip so they can't do the position you like. If you want outcall they charge an extra 100 for driving 5 miles. If you want greek they call you pervert and then say they will do it for an extra 500. It's nothing new. It's the ole golden pussy syndrome. I will take a 35 yr old plus provider any day over the 21 yr old. You leave them feeling well fucked. You leave the 21 yr old feeling fucked over. Originally Posted by burkalini


That's why I try and stick to the 19 year olds. Your gone before they realize what happened!