Well, boys and girls, it's gettin' to be summertime and the heat will soon be on. This usually brings out even more "excitement" than has been erupting as of late. So, in the interest of peace, harmony, and the advancement of western civilization - don't count to 10 before posting, count to 1,000 if you must and keep a cool shower handy.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEAL ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE WITH PROVIDERS (for the millionth time)? Look, everyone here has something in their actual "real" lives that makes us, shall we say, less desirable. Guys, the ladies have this going on exponentially and while, for the brief time we spent together with them, it's doable for everyone to be on their "best behavior" an hour or two at a time, it just ain't real. In fact, it probably can be as much of a relief for the ladies to enter into this area of suspended time as it is for us. There's a train wreck ahead on them thar tracks, boys, even if you think you might be up for it.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.........yee haa!