Forgot my glasses....

THIS IS WHAT I GET WHEN I VOLUNTEER AT THE SENIOR CENTER......


Forget your glasses ?



Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're 82 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

That's really funny lol