Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something:
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Orif I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Orif I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if Ihad asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked forsome Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did youask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
- Egrbvr
- 02-02-2011, 11:22 AM
- DallasRain
- 02-02-2011, 11:44 AM
good one!
- Selena Romano
- 02-02-2011, 07:25 PM
really funny tell us another one 
- abdclub
- 02-03-2011, 12:22 AM
I've been telling this one for over a week now! Everyone loves it. LOL
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- Andrea Davis
- 02-04-2011, 09:57 PM
Cute!