Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
(10) Notre Dame
Fighting Irish
2-0
North Carolina State
Wolfpack
1-0
Odds: ND-7.5
O/U49.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: Neutered Dames
ND will go down. just not this game.
Final
(10) Notre Dame
Fighting Irish
45
North Carolina State
Wolfpack
24
about right for the Neutered Dames. their day will cum .. soon.
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
Nebraska
Cornhuskers
0-1
(22) Colorado
Buffaloes
1-0
Odds: COLO-3
O/U58.5
TV: Fox
WINNER: Not Nebraska
coach pimptime pimps out the hapless bug eaters.
Final
Nebraska
Cornhuskers
14
(22) Colorado
Buffaloes
36
well done coach pimptime. very impressive given the bug eaters are a national power. NOT! yer punk day is also cumming very soon.
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
Troy
Trojans
1-0
(15) Kansas State
Wildcats
1-0
Odds: KSU-15.5
O/U49.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: K State
Troy should give the Kats a good test but K State needs a win to build momentum
Final
Troy
Trojans
13
(15) Kansas State
Wildcats
42
K State takes care of biz. they pull away as expected from Troy.
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
Youngstown State
Penguins
1-0
(5) Ohio State
Buckeyes
1-0
Odds: TV: BTN
WINNER: Brutus Buckeye
scrimmage
Final
Youngstown State
Penguins
7
(5) Ohio State
Buckeyes
35
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
Delaware
Fightin Blue Hens
1-0
(7) Penn State
Nittany Lions
1-0
Odds: TV: PEAC
WNNER: Nittany Cubs
scrimmage
Final
Delaware
Fightin Blue Hens
7
(7) Penn State
Nittany Lions
63
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
Ball State
Cardinals
0-1
(1) Georgia
Bulldogs
1-0
Odds: UGA-42.5
O/U52.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: UGA
scrimmage
Final
Ball State
Cardinals
3
(1) Georgia
Bulldogs
45
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT
(12) Utah
Utes
1-0
Baylor
Bears
0-1
Odds: UTAH-7.5
O/U47
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Utah
Baylor's season got off to a bad start and it doesn't get better this week
Final
(12) Utah
Utes
20
Baylor
Bears
13
both teams played backup QB's and Utah passed the test.
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Sat, 9/9, 1:15 PM CDT
Charleston Southern
Buccaneers
1-0
(25) Clemson
Tigers
0-1
Odds: TV: ACCN
WINNER: Clemson
this was supposed to be a scrimmage, after the Duke upset it's a "must win" scrimmage
Final
Charleston Southern
Buccaneers
17
(25) Clemson
Tigers
66
Clemson wins their "must win" scrimmage .. will they win next week?
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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT
(23) Texas A&M
Aggies
1-0
Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
1-0
Odds: TAMU-3.5
O/U51
TV: ABC
WINNER: UM
Jimbo gets bitch slapped in South Beach
Final
(23) Texas A&M
Aggies
33
Miami (FL)
Hurricanes
48
DOWN GOES JIMBO! TOLD YA. BAHHHAAAAAAAAA
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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT
UNLV
Rebels
1-0
(2) Michigan
Wolverines
1-0
Odds: MICH-37.5
O/U57.5
TV: CBS
WINNER: Jimmy Harbaugh
UM doesn't need Jimmy yet. they still win.
Final
UNLV
Rebels
7
(2) Michigan
Wolverines
35
boring opponent. boring win. bahhhaaaaaaaaaaa
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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT
(20) Ole Miss
Rebels
1-0
(24) Tulane
Green Wave
1-0
Odds: MISS-7
O/U66.5
TV: ESN2
WINNER: Ole Miss
interesting ranked matchup. edge in talent and coaching to Ole Missy
Final
(20) Ole Miss
Rebels
37
(24) Tulane
Green Wave
20
a close game till Ole Missy got rolling late. good road win for Lane Kiffytard.
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Sat, 9/9, 4:00 PM CDT
Tulsa
Golden Hurricane
1-0
(8) Washington
Huskies
1-0
Odds: UW-33.5
O/U65.5
TV: PACN
WINNER: Huskies
Huskies look like a contender in the PAC12
Final
Tulsa
Golden Hurricane
10
(8) Washington
Huskies
43
easy win for the Huskies. it'll get tougher for UW
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Sat, 9/9, 4:00 PM CDT
Austin Peay
Governors
0-1
(9) Tennessee
Volunteers
1-0
Odds: TV: SEC
WINNER: Vols
scrimmage
Final
Austin Peay
Governors
13
(9) Tennessee
Volunteers
30
scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 4:15 PM CDT
Appalachian State
Mountaineers
1-0
(17) North Carolina
Tar Heels
1-0
Odds: UNC-19.5
O/U58.5
TV: ACCN
WINNER: UNC
Mack Brown needs to avoid an upset in his house by Appy St.
Final 2OT
Appalachian State
Mountaineers
34
(17) North Carolina
Tar Heels
40
the Mack wins. good test by Appy St. UNC improves.
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Sat, 9/9, 5:00 PM CDT
Lafayette
Leopards
1-0
(21) Duke
Blue Devils
1-0
TV: ACC
WINNER: Puke Blue Sissies
don't get a big head after upsetting Clemson and let the leopards eat u bahhaa
Final
Lafayette
Leopards
7
(21) Duke
Blue Devils
42
Puke Blue Sissies won't be ranked in December. BAAHHAAA
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Sat, 9/9, 5:00 PM CDT
SMU
Mustangs
1-0
(18) Oklahoma
Sooners
1-0
Odds: OU-15.5
O/U69
TV: ESP+
WINNER: ZerOU
don't wreck the Boomtard Schooner bahahahahaaaa
Final
SMU
Mustangs
11
(18) Oklahoma
Sooners
28
weak win for ZerOU. at least the Boomtard schooner didn't tip over. bahhahhaaaaaa
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Sat, 9/9, 6:00 PM CDT
(11) Texas
Longhorns
1-0
(3) Alabama
Crimson Tide
1-0
Odds: ALA-7
O/U53.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Texas
going all IN with Sark. HOOK'EM HORNS!
Final
(11) Texas
Longhorns
34
(3) Alabama
Crimson Tide
24
told ya! DOWN GOES BAMA! HOOK'EM HORNS! WE'RE BACK!
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Sat, 9/9, 6:00 PM CDT
(13) Oregon
Ducks
1-0
Texas Tech
Red Raiders
0-1
Odds: ORE-6.5
O/U68.5
TV: Fox
WINNER: Ducks
one sports hack picked Tech for the upset. Ducks roll.
Final
(13) Oregon
Ducks
38
Texas Tech
Red Raiders
30
well Ducks win let's say. roll another day but win the DuckTards did. QUACK!
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Sat, 9/9, 6:30 PM CDT
(19) Wisconsin
Badgers
1-0
Washington State
Cougars
1-0
Odds: WIS-6
O/U58
TV: ABC
WINNER: Badgers
the FICKELL effect continues. the games get tougher in the BIG 10, Luke.
Final
(19) Wisconsin
Badgers
22
Washington State
Cougars
31
FU Luke! u ruined my perfect score for the day. LOSERS!!!!!
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Sat, 9/9, 6:30 PM CDT
Grambling State
Tigers
0-1
(14) LSU
Tigers
0-1
TV: SEC
WINNER: LSU
after last week's "upset" LSU needs .. a scrimmage.
Final
Grambling State
Tigers
10
(14) LSU
Tigers
72
impressive! for a scrimmage. bahhahhaaaaaaa
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Sat, 9/9, 7:30 PM CDT
Southern Miss
Golden Eagles
1-0
(4) Florida State
Seminoles
1-0
Odds: FSU-31
O/U53
TV: ACCN
WINNER: Free Shoes U
don't get the big head FSU after last week's W
Final
Southern Miss
Golden Eagles
13
(4) Florida State
Seminoles
66
nice followup to the LSU ass-kicking. how good is FSU? TBD
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Sat, 9/9, 8:00 PM CDT
UC Davis
Aggies
1-0
(16) Oregon State
Beavers
1-0
TV: PACN
WINNER: Beavers
DJ doesn't need to be a star QB ... yet.
Final
UC Davis
Aggies
7
(16) Oregon State
Beavers
55
basically .. a scrimmage. nothing to see here yet.
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Sat, 9/9, 9:30 PM CDT
Stanford
Cardinal
1-0
(6) USC
Trojans
2-0
Odds: USC-29.5
O/U70
TV: Fox
WINNER: CondomHeads
USC should fire Riley if he coughs up an L in the Rose Bowl to Stanford.
Final
Stanford
Cardinal
10
(6) USC
Trojans
56
bahhahhaaa. Riley isn't going anywhere anytime sooner.
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