Waco Kid's college football 2023 week 5

Each week upcoming games can be discussed and predictions made, name-calling after victories and general all-around college football discussion! Each week will be closed out by the next Monday and a new thread opened for the current college football schedule for each week.

Rules -

"Rules?? We don't need no stinkin’ rules!”

Actually we do.

WKWCFR rule 1

"Lies, damn lies and statistics!"

British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli

If you quote a stat, record, 3rd down conversion rate, an all-time mark or the number of jock straps an 85-man team needs ...

Post it! If you can't post a link to it, it's bogus!
What's valid in the Internet age? Just about anything! Any of the major sports publications, local newspapers, any of the big networks and official school and NCAA sites just to cover the big ones.

WKWCFR rule 2

Predictions must be posted 1 day in advance! If you haven't read the sports page and figgured out who's going to win by the day before ya never will!

Must be time stamped before Midnight the day before game-day, for any weekly games Thur-Sun on the current weekly schedule.

So there you have it, pretty basic! You can post on general topics of your favorite teams regardless of that week's opponent. Just remember WKWCFR rule 1


https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/rankings/


Poll Date : September 24, 2023

AP Top 25

Poll
Team
Pts TrendW/L Last Next
1.Georgia
1562-4-0 UGA 49 - @UAB 21


@ AUB
Sat, Sep 30, 2:30 PM CDT

2.Michigan
1445-4-0 MICH 31 - @RUTG 7


@ NEB
Sat, Sep 30, 2:30 PM CDT

3.Texas
1401-4-0 TEX 38 - BAY 6


vs KU(24)
Sat, Sep 30, 2:30 PM CDT

4.Ohio State
1370

2
4-0 OSU 17 - ND 14


vs UMD
Sat, Oct 7, 11:00 AM CDT

5.Florida State
1351

1
4-0 FSU 31 - CLEM 24


vs VT
Sat, Oct 7, 2:30 PM CDT

6.Penn State
1244

1
4-0 PSU 31 - @IOWA 0


@ NW
Sat, Sep 30, 11:00 AM CDT

7.Washington
1228

1
4-0 UW 59 - @CAL 32


@ ARIZ
Sat, Sep 30, 9:00 PM CDT

8.USC
1169

3
4-0 USC 42 - ASU 28


@ COLO
Sat, Sep 30, 11:00 AM CDT

9.Oregon
1076

1
4-0 ORE 42 - @COLO 6


@ STAN
Sat, Sep 30, 5:30 PM CDT

10.Utah
981

1
4-0 UTAH 14 - @UCLA 7


@ ORST(19)
Fri, Sep 29, 8:00 PM CDT

11.Notre Dame
904

2
4-1 ND 14 - @OSU 17


@ DUKE(17)
Sat, Sep 30, 6:30 PM CDT

12.Alabama
862

1
3-1 ALA 24 - @MISS 10


@ MSST
Sat, Sep 30, 8:00 PM CDT

13.LSU
813

1
3-1 LSU 34 - @ARK 31


@ MISS(20)
Sat, Sep 30, 5:00 PM CDT

14.Oklahoma
716

2
4-0 OU 20 - CIN 6


vs ISU
Sat, Sep 30, 6:00 PM CDT

15.North Carolina
659

2
4-0 UNC 41 - PITT 24


vs SYR
Sat, Oct 7, 2:30 PM CDT

16.Washington State
652

5
4-0 WSU 38 - @ORST 35


@ UCLA
Sat, Oct 7, 2:00 PM CDT

17.Duke
648

1
4-0 DUKE 41 - CONN 7


vs ND(11)
Sat, Sep 30, 6:30 PM CDT

18.Miami (FL)
523

2
4-0 MIA 41 - TEM 7


vs GT
Sat, Oct 7, 7:00 PM CDT

19.Oregon State
366

5
3-1 ORST 35 - WSU 38


vs UTAH(10)
Fri, Sep 29, 8:00 PM CDT

20.Ole Miss
349

5
3-1 MISS 10 - ALA 24


vs LSU(13)
Sat, Sep 30, 5:00 PM CDT

21.Tennessee
260

2
3-1 TENN 45 - @UTSA 14


vs SC
Sat, Sep 30, 6:30 PM CDT

22.Florida
235

3
3-1 FLA 22 - @CHAR 7


@ UK
Sat, Sep 30, 11:00 AM CDT

23.Missouri
197-4-0 MIZZ 34 - @MEM 27


@ VAN
Sat, Sep 30, 3:00 PM CDT

24.Kansas
132-4-0 KU 38 - @BYU 27


@ TEX(3)
Sat, Sep 30, 2:30 PM CDT

25.Fresno State
64-4-0 FRES 53 - @KENT 10


vs NEV
Sat, Sep 30, 9:30 PM CDT

the games are getting tougher boys and girls .. let's see who are the winners and who are the LOSERS!


Fri, 9/29, 8:00 PM CDT

• 
  (10) Utah
  Utes
  
  4-0
• 
  (19) Oregon State
  Beavers
  
  3-1

Odds: ORST-3.5
O/U44.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: Utah
i have no faith in DJ and his Beavers to win even with Cam Rising out.
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Sat, 9/30, 11:00 AM CDT

• 
  (8) USC
  Trojans
  
  4-0
• 
  Colorado
  Buffaloes
  
  3-1

Odds: USC-21.5
O/U73.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: USC CondomHeads
the coach PimpTime bitchslap continues. USC raw dogs coach PimpTime
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Sat, 9/30, 11:00 AM CDT

• 
  (6) Penn State
  Nittany Lions
  
  4-0
• 
  Northwestern
  Wildcats
  
  2-2

Odds: PSU-27.5
O/U45.5

TV: BTN

WINNER: JoePa State
the Nittany Lions maul the wildkitties and and move on to bigger games
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Sat, 9/30, 11:00 AM CDT

• 
  (22) Florida
  Gators
  
  3-1
• 
  Kentucky
  Wildcats
  
  4-0

Odds: UK-1
O/U44

TV: ESPN

WINNER: UK
UK upsets the GatorTards at home. GO UK!
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Sat, 9/30, 2:30 PM CDT

• 
  (2) Michigan
  Wolverines
  
  4-0
• 
  Nebraska
  Cornhuskers
  
  2-2

Odds: MICH-17.5
O/U39.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: The Michelin Man
Jimmie H returns and the wolverines eat the bugeater's corn
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Sat, 9/30, 2:30 PM CDT

• 
  (1) Georgia
  Bulldogs
  
  4-0
• 
  Auburn
  Tigers
  
  3-1

Odds: UGA-14.5
O/U45.5

TV: CBS

WINNER: UGA
UGA is #1 until they aren't. Hugh gets Freezed.
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Sat, 9/30, 2:30 PM CDT

• 
  (24) Kansas
  Jayhawks
  
  4-0
• 
  (3) Texas
  Longhorns
  
  4-0

Odds: TEX-16.5
O/U61.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: Texas
this will be a big test for UT. the line is .. overrated. UT's talent wins this. HOOK'EM!
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Sat, 9/30, 3:00 PM CDT

• 
  (23) Missouri
  Tigers
  
  4-0
• 
  Vanderbilt
  Commodores
  
  2-3

Odds: MIZZ-13.5
O/U54.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: Mizzu Tigerkats
Vandy is .. Vandy. UM flushes the commodes down the toilet
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Sat, 9/30, 5:00 PM CDT

• 
  (13) LSU
  Tigers
  
  3-1
• 
  (20) Ole Miss
  Rebels
  
  3-1

Odds: LSU-2.5
O/U67.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Lane Kiffy
flip a coin that's how close this game is. going all in with KiffyTard for the upset
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Sat, 9/30, 5:30 PM CDT

• 
  (9) Oregon
  Ducks
  
  4-0
• 
  Stanford
  Cardinal
  
  1-3

Odds: ORE-27.5
O/U61.5

TV: PACN

WINNER: NIKE Ducks
the Duckies chop down the Tree after last's week's PimpSlap. bahhaaa
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Sat, 9/30, 6:00 PM CDT

• 
  Iowa State
  Cyclones
  
  2-2
• 
  (14) Oklahoma
  Sooners
  
  4-0

Odds: OU-20.5
O/U48.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: ZerOU
ZerOU keeps up appearances as a "good" team .. until next week BAHHAA
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Sat, 9/30, 6:30 PM CDT

• 
  (11) Notre Dame
  Fighting Irish
  
  4-1
• 
  (17) Duke
  Blue Devils
  
  4-0

Odds: ND-5.5
O/U52.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: Neutered Dames
can ND fuck up again? probably not and who are the Blue Sissies anyway?
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Sat, 9/30, 6:30 PM CDT

• 
  South Carolina
  Gamecocks
  
  2-2
• 
  (21) Tennessee
  Volunteers
  
  3-1

Odds: TENN-12
O/U63.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: Vols
must win for both teams. who wants it more? Vols at home
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Sat, 9/30, 8:00 PM CDT

• 
  (12) Alabama
  Crimson Tide
  
  3-1
• 
  Mississippi State
  Bulldogs
  
  2-2

Odds: ALA-14.5
O/U47.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: BAMA
Bama begins to show why Bama .. is Bama
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Sat, 9/30, 9:00 PM CDT

• 
  (7) Washington
  Huskies
  
  4-0
• 
  Arizona
  Wildcats
  
  3-1

Odds: UW-18.5
O/U67.5

TV: PACN

WINNER: Huskies
i bet against the Huskies once. not today.
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Sat, 9/30, 9:30 PM CDT

• 
  Nevada
  Wolf Pack
  
  0-4
• 
  (25) Fresno State
  Bulldogs
  
  4-0

Odds: FRES-24.5
O/U49.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: Fresno
4-0 vs. 0-4. u do the math
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the games are getting tougher boys and girls .. let's see who are the winners and who are the LOSERS!


Fri, 9/29, 8:00 PM CDT

• 
  (10) Utah
  Utes
  
  4-0
• 
  (19) Oregon State
  Beavers
  
  3-1

Odds: ORST-3.5
O/U44.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: Utah
i have no faith in DJ and his Beavers to win even with Cam Rising out.

Final

• 
  (18) Utah
  Utes
  
  7
• 
  (15) Oregon State
  Beavers
  
  21

Utah found a team they can't beat without Rising in the game.

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Sat, 9/30, 11:00 AM CDT

• 
  (8) USC
  Trojans
  
  4-0
• 
  Colorado
  Buffaloes
  
  3-1

Odds: USC-21.5
O/U73.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: USC CondomHeads
the coach PimpTime bitchslap continues. USC raw dogs coach PimpTime

Final

• 
  (9) USC
  Trojans
  
  48
• 
  Colorado
  Buffaloes
  
  41

about right for Riley's porous D. give Coach PimpTime a thrill at the end and still win.

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Sat, 9/30, 11:00 AM CDT

• 
  (6) Penn State
  Nittany Lions
  
  4-0
• 
  Northwestern
  Wildcats
  
  2-2

Odds: PSU-27.5
O/U45.5

TV: BTN

WINNER: JoePa State
the Nittany Lions maul the wildkitties and and move on to bigger games

Final

• 
  (6) Penn State
  Nittany Lions
  
  41
• 
  Northwestern
  Wildcats
  
  13

the game was closer than the score reads. Penn St. let NW hang around till late

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Sat, 9/30, 11:00 AM CDT

• 
  (22) Florida
  Gators
  
  3-1
• 
  Kentucky
  Wildcats
  
  4-0

Odds: UK-1
O/U44

TV: ESPN

WINNER: UK
UK upsets the GatorTards at home. GO UK!

Final

• 
  Florida
  Gators
  
  14
• 
  (20) Kentucky
  Wildcats
  
  33

told Ya! Kats run over UF and play their way into the top 25

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Sat, 9/30, 2:30 PM CDT

• 
  (2) Michigan
  Wolverines
  
  4-0
• 
  Nebraska
  Cornhuskers
  
  2-2

Odds: MICH-17.5
O/U39.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: The Michelin Man
Jimmie H returns and the wolverines eat the bugeater's corn

Final

• 
  (2) Michigan
  Wolverines
  
  45
• 
  Nebraska
  Cornhuskers
  
  7

about right for this game. UM rolls Rhule and NU outta their house

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Sat, 9/30, 2:30 PM CDT

• 
  (1) Georgia
  Bulldogs
  
  4-0
• 
  Auburn
  Tigers
  
  3-1

Odds: UGA-14.5
O/U45.5

TV: CBS

WINNER: UGA
UGA is #1 until they aren't. Hugh gets Freezed.

Final

• 
  (1) Georgia
  Bulldogs
  
  27
• 
  Auburn
  Tigers
  
  20

UGA is #1 until they aren't.

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Sat, 9/30, 2:30 PM CDT

• 
  (24) Kansas
  Jayhawks
  
  4-0
• 
  (3) Texas
  Longhorns
  
  4-0

Odds: TEX-16.5
O/U61.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: Texas
this will be a big test for UT. the line is .. overrated. UT's talent wins this. HOOK'EM!

Final

• 
  Kansas
  Jayhawks
  
  14
• 
  (3) Texas
  Longhorns
  
  40

UT starts slow but dominates the second half. BEAT OU!!

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Sat, 9/30, 3:00 PM CDT

• 
  (23) Missouri
  Tigers
  
  4-0
• 
  Vanderbilt
  Commodores
  
  2-3

Odds: MIZZ-13.5
O/U54.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: Mizzu Tigerkats
Vandy is .. Vandy. UM flushes the commodes down the toilet

Final

• 
  (21) Missouri
  Tigers
  
  38
• 
  Vanderbilt
  Commodores
  
  21

another slow starter. Mizzu might be a sleeper in the SEC

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Sat, 9/30, 5:00 PM CDT

• 
  (13) LSU
  Tigers
  
  3-1
• 
  (20) Ole Miss
  Rebels
  
  3-1

Odds: LSU-2.5
O/U67.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Lane Kiffy
flip a coin that's how close this game is. going all in with KiffyTard for the upset

Final

• 
  (23) LSU
  Tigers
  
  49
• 
  (16) Ole Miss
  Rebels
  
  55

best game of the day. Kiffy takes a W from Kelly and LSU

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Sat, 9/30, 5:30 PM CDT

• 
  (9) Oregon
  Ducks
  
  4-0
• 
  Stanford
  Cardinal
  
  1-3

Odds: ORE-27.5
O/U61.5

TV: PACN

WINNER: NIKE Ducks
the Duckies chop down the Tree after last's week's PimpSlap. bahhaaa

Final

• 
  (8) Oregon
  Ducks
  
  42
• 
  Stanford
  Cardinal
  
  6

the Tree plays practice dummy for the NIKE Ducks.

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Sat, 9/30, 6:00 PM CDT

• 
  Iowa State
  Cyclones
  
  2-2
• 
  (14) Oklahoma
  Sooners
  
  4-0

Odds: OU-20.5
O/U48.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: ZerOU
ZerOU keeps up appearances as a "good" team .. until next week BAHHAA

Final

• 
  Iowa State
  Cyclones
  
  20
• 
  (12) Oklahoma
  Sooners
  
  50

See u in Dallas .. signed UT. BEAT OU!

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Sat, 9/30, 6:30 PM CDT

• 
  (11) Notre Dame
  Fighting Irish
  
  4-1
• 
  (17) Duke
  Blue Devils
  
  4-0

Odds: ND-5.5
O/U52.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: Neutered Dames
can ND fuck up again? probably not and who are the Blue Sissies anyway?

Final

• 
  (10) Notre Dame
  Fighting Irish
  
  21
• 
  (19) Duke
  Blue Devils
  
  14

ND escapes a close test. at least they didn't blow it .. again. bahhaa

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Sat, 9/30, 6:30 PM CDT

• 
  South Carolina
  Gamecocks
  
  2-2
• 
  (21) Tennessee
  Volunteers
  
  3-1

Odds: TENN-12
O/U63.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: Vols
must win for both teams. who wants it more? Vols at home

Final

• 
  South Carolina
  Gamecocks
  
  20
• 
  (22) Tennessee
  Volunteers
  
  41

Vols take care of bidnez at home. they can still win the SEC East

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Sat, 9/30, 8:00 PM CDT

• 
  (12) Alabama
  Crimson Tide
  
  3-1
• 
  Mississippi State
  Bulldogs
  
  2-2

Odds: ALA-14.5
O/U47.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: BAMA
Bama begins to show why Bama .. is Bama

Final

• 
  (11) Alabama
  Crimson Tide
  
  40
• 
  Mississippi State
  Bulldogs
  
  17

Bama is becoming Bama again. watch out SEC

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Sat, 9/30, 9:00 PM CDT

• 
  (7) Washington
  Huskies
  
  4-0
• 
  Arizona
  Wildcats
  
  3-1

Odds: UW-18.5
O/U67.5

TV: PACN

WINNER: Huskies
i bet against the Huskies once. not today.

Final

• 
  (7) Washington
  Huskies
  
  31
• 
  Arizona
  Wildcats
  
  24

quality road W for the Huskies. they are a player in the PAC 12 .. and maybe more

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Sat, 9/30, 9:30 PM CDT

• 
  Nevada
  Wolf Pack
  
  0-4
• 
  (25) Fresno State
  Bulldogs
  
  4-0

Odds: FRES-24.5
O/U49.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: Fresno
4-0 vs. 0-4. u do the math

Final

• 
  Nevada
  Wolf Pack
  
  9
• 
  (24) Fresno State
  Bulldogs
  
  27

a sold showing for Fresno against over-matched Nevada

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Duke shoulda won
Dagg 4 downs though

glad tiffytard beat LSU