My most enjoyable watersports to date was facilitated by an true enthusiast. Not only did he bring me a selection of waters and beverages (the volume of which would later be almost directly proportional to his special treat), but he also brought a plastic drop cloth and goggles!
There is no better way to say “piss on my face” than to have some eye protection handy. Now I love when someone drinks from the tap (and in that case there is no need for goggles). But the goggles signaled that he was ready to receive a splash.
I hydrate incessantly and love moving fluids through my body, so I always have spring water on hand at my incall (and lets be honest, I may be a little spoiled from the unadulterated spring water near my home of the woodlands of Tennessee). Its such a treat, however, to have someone bring me spring water, sparkling water or even beer! Beer is a particularly great idea for thirsty gents who desire extended sessions with bottomless cups (although other kinds of alcohol tend to be dehydrating).
I’m inclined to get into a tub or shower whenever its time for a golden shower simply to avoid the ire of the sanitation crew at any given hotel. And its actually quite nice to spend time luxuriating in a tub (with a stopped drain) with a friend, both of us covered in my sparkling pheromones. But its also decadent (dare I say gluttonous) to remain out of the bathroom - and this can be facilitated by an extra large towel (if someone is drinking the majority of it) or drop cloth folded just right to make a languishing pool.
So my questions are as follows:
Those that Thirst
(1) Do you enjoy bringing something nice for your provider to drink? It doesn’t have to be a bottle of Moet’s Dom Perignon, but maybe a $3 gallon of spring water. Or for outcall, do you ensure that there is enough water for your guest to drink? I must say, it can be frustrating to show up for a watersports event and directed to highly chlorinated and fluoridated hotel tap. Or is it preferable for a provider to tote her own gallon (or two) of water along?
(2) If its important to you to be able to roll around in piss (and not be cramped in a tub), do you bring a towel or drop cloth? Or should providers already be prepared with drop cloths?
(3) Have you ever considered how cute you would look in goggles?
Piss Queens
(1) How awesome and caring does it feel to have someone bring you a special beverage? I don’t mean a bottle of spirits (although that’s cute, too), but rather a large volume of fancy water specifically in the hopes that you will resupply him with a large volume of fancy water.
(2) Do you keep a supply of disposable drop cloths handy? Or would you consider using hotel towels for this purpose?
(3) Am I the only one who gets a big thrill out of costuming (ie, goggles, swimmers caps, maybe even water wings)?
Thank you so much for reading and I look forward to your responses (yes, yes, rant and rave alike).
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Tori