Boob Apron

The asshole inventor of this boner blocker should be beat senselessly, I'm just saying. I'm glad none of my female office buddies know about this... they're a bunch of boner sluts because they love the reactions, now... if I can only get them to put out. Oh Masters of Mongering, enlighten me with your secrets, because I love boobs.

http://youtu.be/tieA5wfcgH4

That's funny. Does that mean we actually have to stare at a women's eyes instead.

I guess so... I hate that, except during mish, or during a bbbj... or when there is a mirror involved.