The last 10 things a man would be caught saying:
10. I think Barry Manilow is a cool dude.
9. While I am up can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy armpits are really sexy.
7. I think her breasts are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4. Sure I love wearing a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I will hold your purse.
2. Screw Monday Night Football! Lets watch Lifetime.
1. I think we are lost lets pull over and ask for directions.
The last 10 things a woman would caught saying:
10. Could our relationship be more physical. I am tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, its easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey...get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw away that old T-shirt. The holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big!
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow! It really is 14 inches long!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I am wrong. You must be right again.