SL'S BP Art Of Saying NO!

Most recently I was sharing a few hobby experiences. I brought this up when a guy said he had been had and he knew it. The review section is full of these kind of meetings. Pictures too good to be true. Girl is not the one in the pictures. Nowhere close to the weight or age and at times not even the right hair color or race. Yet guys settle and still try to make it work and then regret it. Here are a few things you might want to try. Let’s keep in mind they are scamming you. You shouldn’t feel bad about just saying no. It happens to them all the time but they play the numbers. Don’t be a victim… just say no! Tons of honest accurate legitimate providers here on this site but if you stray….


1) Door opens….”What’s that smell and cover your nose as you head to the nearest exit.
2) Door opens….” What are all those cops doing downstairs? Act scared and say call me and let me know what’s going on” as you walk quickly to the nearest exit.
3) Door opens….. have your phone in your hand, act like you’re getting a call, listen for just a second and say quietly, “It’s my wife” as you make a fast exit.
4) Door opens….. “OMG… I forgot my wallet” and bail.
5) Door opens….. her name is Trinity and you say, “You’re not Sexy Sasha?” as you head to the nearest exit.
6) Door opens…..start hyperventilating like you’re having an asthma attack and say, “I’ll be right back I need to get my inhaler” and off you go.
7) Door opens…..franticly start flashing hand signals like you can’t talk as you head to the nearest exit.
8) Door opens…. Have a piece of paper in your hand and say “You called for a taxi?” she says no I didn’t! Recheck the door number and say opps wrong floor and off you go.
9) Door opens…. As you take the first step trip and fall and say “What the hell” and limp away to the nearest exit.
10) Door opens….. you say “Is the light in the bathroom working?” they always say yes? Say thank you and turn and leave.




Ok so many of you are wondering WHY one might not just say… “You’re not what I expected, I’m very sorry”. Simple….many of these girls are prepared for that and will start arguing or cause a big stink wanting a cancelation fee. Doing it this way you stun them, they don’t know what to do. Then when you’re in your car making a clean get away you can giggle your ass off as you ignore their repeated calls. Most won’t even bother to call, they will just write you off as a flake. But you’ll be a flake driving down the road with a lesson learned and your cash in your pocket that you can then spend on the many BEAutiful lovely ladies right here!


Remember the best way to avoid all of this is to do your research!

Damn witty and quite humorous as well. Especially #2, the look in their face would be classic!

SL you are totally right! You should absolutely run if you aren't comfortable. By the same token, The providers should do the same if they aren't comfortable. My door swings both ways.

SL you are totally right! You should absolutely run if you aren't comfortable. By the same token, The providers should do the same if they aren't comfortable. My door swings both ways. Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

I heard that about you!

10) Door opens….. you are sipping your 44oz Big Gulp through a straw.... SNORT the soda out your nose spraying her and start to choke..... make your escape while she rushes to clean up....

SL you are totally right! You should absolutely run if you aren't comfortable. By the same token, The providers should do the same if they aren't comfortable. My door swings both ways. Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Yeah? How many times have you turned away a guy with the envelope in site?

Whipsers, don't worry hon, I won't turn you away. You don't make me uncomfortable.

Darlin, outside of two wives I've only been with one other woman over the age of 27...

You realize your pushing half a century old right? I can't wrap my head around that....

My SO will be 23 next week and my mistress turned 20 last month..... When I turn 57 next year there will be a 3 some with 3 19yos scheduled.....

See a theme there?

Dontcha worry about me knocking on your door....

unless of course you are posting ads with pics of you when you were in your 18-25 years... THAT of course is a bt of what is being talked about here.... Some ladies mislead guys horribly!

I met a lady for dinner a few weeks ago that said she was 26 looking to be a SB.... She was 37..... She drove in from out of town and I had promised her gas and dinner and consideration.....Met her in the Parking Lot of WalMart planning on having her ride with me to dinner so we can talk.... Instead I pointed her to the gas Pumps and told her it was $3.02 a gallon and Whataburger, both in the same parking lor..... and drove off.... I have no sympathy for people that lie to me.

hahahaha, SL you crack me up. But I agree and I agree with Jesse too. It works on both ends. And as for your response Whispers (not trying to start an arguement, just stating my opinion and setting aside our past), in my experience thru the 5 years on and off in the hobby, I have only turned down one guy. And the reason wasn't anything physical, it was because he was too rough with me and it was very uncomfortable. Even though we were about 15 mins going at it, I simply asked him to stop or slow down because it was hurting me and I was uncomfortable with how rough it literally was. Don't get me wrong, I am a small girl but I can take a good pounding but this was a lil much.

Anyways getting back to it, I didnt take any cash for him simply because I did feel bad that it didn't work out. Most providers would argue and say I should have taken something but for me, sometimes its not just about the money. Nothing is worth anything if you're uncomfortable. But I do agree that many providers wouldn't turn down a white envelope. But there are some out there!

SL, if any of these situations happen to me in the future (which god forbid they do) I am going blame u for putting ideas in their heads lol

lol, Whispers we have definitely had our fair share of issues in the past but I do appreciate an honest man. I bet the look on her face was priceless.

hahahaha, SL you crack me up. But I agree and I agree with Jesse too. It works on both ends. And as for your response Whispers (not trying to start an arguement, just stating my opinion and setting aside our past), in my experience thru the 5 years on and off in the hobby, I have only turned down one guy. And the reason wasn't anything physical, it was because he was too rough with me and it was very uncomfortable. Even though we were about 15 mins going at it, I simply asked him to stop or slow down because it was hurting me and I was uncomfortable with how rough it literally was. Don't get me wrong, I am a small girl but I can take a good pounding but this was a lil much.

Anyways getting back to it, I didnt take any cash for him simply because I did feel bad that it didn't work out. Most providers would argue and say I should have taken something but for me, sometimes its not just about the money. Nothing is worth anything if you're uncomfortable. But I do agree that many providers wouldn't turn down a white envelope. But there are some out there!

SL, if any of these situations happen to me in the future (which god forbid they do) I am going blame u for putting ideas in their heads lol Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

LOL See Alley that won't happen to you because your ads have tons of current pictures. The guys that see you, not withstanding all your regulars know exactly what they are getting. It's the "ladies" that always have that special garment covering some funky stuff or well 160 LBS is just like 225 lbs. isn't it? I did the BBW study and spun that sucker around to get them on that scale. You'll love this... the girl who was the biggest liar wouldn't weigh even if it mean getting an extra $200+ But the one that did weigh #11 180 lbs. who was actually 284 lbs... when she got off the scale she Hi-Fived me. I did laugh my ass off. Lets not forget age. we see those ages not change for years at a time. Really. But Alley lets face it, "MOST" of the girls here are pretty up front about things. But rest assured if someone is going to use photo shopped, out dated pictures lie about your age and weight well there will be challengers when the door opens at times! It doesn't happen to me very often as I do my research but every now and then.... well you know.

And let's face it Alley... if I looked at all your pictures and got all worked up and hauled ass to meet you, and when the door opened a BBW was standing there with a Rainbow Mow Hauk, a foot shorter than expected, one breast a F Cup and the other one was flipped over her shoulder she happens to have a dick bigger than mine peeking out below the towel shes wearing..... you can bet "your cute little butt" I'm going to have a very original exit strategy and I'm not beyond faking a heart attack.

LOL See Alley that won't happen to you because your ads have tons of current pictures. The guys that see you, not withstanding all your regulars know exactly what they are getting. It's the "ladies" that always have that special garment covering some funky stuff or well 160 LBS is just like 225 lbs. isn't it? I did the BBW study and spun that sucker around to get them on that scale. You'll love this... the girl who was the biggest liar wouldn't weigh even if it mean getting an extra $200+ But the one that did weigh #11 180 lbs. who was actually 284 lbs... when she got off the scale she Hi-Fived me. I did laugh my ass off. Lets not forget age. we see those ages not change for years at a time. Really. But Alley lets face it, "MOST" of the girls here are pretty up front about things. But rest assured if someone is going to use photo shopped, out dated pictures lie about your age and weight well there will be challengers when the door opens at times! It doesn't happen to me very often as I do my research but every now and then.... well you know.

And let's face it Alley... if I looked at all your pictures and got all worked up and hauled ass to meet you, and when the door opened a BBW was standing there with a Rainbow Mow Hauk, a foot shorter than expected, one breast a F Cup and the other one was flipped over her shoulder she happens to have a dick bigger than mine peeking out below the towel shes wearing..... you can bet "your cute little butt" I'm going to have a very original exit strategy and I'm not beyond faking a heart attack.

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Lol, very well said. I love your posts and different experiments u do. You really have a cleaver brain in the head above ur chest hehe. I love reading and hearing about them. The scale thing was one thing I was very interested in. Granted a lot of women lie about their weight or age in real life, I have noticed a lot of ladies that are very honest and proud of their age, weight and curves. Take Brittany Love or Vicki Lynn, both very honest about their weight and curves and very proud. I admire them. Now for me, if u would have had me on the scale a few months back when I was "too skinny" ( I am now anywheres between 102 to 106 lbs at 5'4/5'5 ((one leg is an inch taller than the other haha) anyways if I was to get on there 6 or 7 months ago, I probably weighed anywheres from 90-94lbs. But I advertised that, someone once said to me, I did false advertising by saying I was a spinner b/c I was to tiny lol. So then I started advertising I was a super tiny spinner but being at the weight I am now, I am healthy and thin, not super super tiny n boney.

So since u n me are both very open, have u ever (which I sure u have u lil man whore 202 reviews.... have u ever been in a situation where u have had to use one of these techniques to get away? If so tell me about it, I'd like to know the worse situation uve been in and how u handled it. U can PM me if u wanna discuss it privately but I bet u got a good story a lot of ppl would like u read u lil charmer.

So since u n me are both very open, have u ever (which I sure u have u lil man whore 202 reviews.... have u ever been in a situation where u have had to use one of these techniques to get away? If so tell me about it, I'd like to know the worse situation uve been in and how u handled it. U can PM me if u wanna discuss it privately but I bet u got a good story a lot of ppl would like u read u lil charmer. Originally Posted by SpinnerAllyRay

I heard he walked in, looked around the room and asked her where his donations was... When she did not understand what he was looking for...... he turned around and as he walked away could be heard saying "Bitch don't gots my money Bitch ain't gettin no SLAMDANGO"

SL is quick..... as well as prepared....

I think a few hobbyists will be knocking on doors with his list in hand instead of roses.....

I heard he walked in, looked around the room and asked her where his donations was... When she did not understand he... turned around and as he walked away could be heard saying "Bitch don't gots my money Bitch ain't gettin no SLAMDANGO"

SL is quick..... as well as prepared....

I think a few hobbyists will be knocking on doors with his list in hand instead of roses..... Originally Posted by Whispers

LMAO, I think I met SL years years ago when I was 19 but I cant remember, those days were a lil blur for me if u know what I mean (which u were involved in the worse of it, sry bout that btw) but from his avator and his humor, I imagine this lanky, skinny tall, kinda creepy looking (sry SL ur avator is a lil creepy looking lol) but I could see him doing something like that stomping away and kinda throwin a lil hissy fit.

Whispers, I enjoy ur whit and humor. Thanks for the response, it was much appreciated and provided a good lil laugh that I havent had all week (been a long hard week, wheres friday??? just saying hehe)

I think that many hobbyiests dont have the balls to say or do some of the things that u and SL talk about. But everytime I read about it, it always brightens my day in a weird creepy way but I love it! cheers to u both. I think I almost admire u guys

Darlin, outside of two wives I've only been with one other woman over the age of 27...

You realize your pushing half a century old right? I can't wrap my head around that....

My SO will be 23 next week and my mistress turned 20 last month..... When I turn 57 next year there will be a 3 some with 3 19yos scheduled.....

See a theme there?

Dontcha worry about me knocking on your door....

unless of course you are posting ads with pics of you when you were in your 18-25 years... THAT of course is a bt of what is being talked about here.... Some ladies mislead guys horribly!

I met a lady for dinner a few weeks ago that said she was 26 looking to be a SB.... She was 37..... She drove in from out of town and I had promised her gas and dinner and consideration.....Met her in the Parking Lot of WalMart planning on having her ride with me to dinner so we can talk.... Instead I pointed her to the gas Pumps and told her it was $3.02 a gallon and Whataburger, both in the same parking lor..... and drove off.... I have no sympathy for people that lie to me. Originally Posted by Whispers

Whispers I know I'm pushing the half century mark and may be one of the oldest on here. Believe me when I say I am perfectly comfortable in my talents and limitations. I do appreciate that you are attracted to younger women and I know you aren't going to knock on my door hon. I wouldn't ever expect you to. I also wouldn't lie to you about my age. I don't understand why anyone would try because there is no sense in it. I'm also not going to lie about my stats. I have no reason to. It is unfortunate that some feel the need to be deceptive and may be ashamed of them selves so they lie. I don't know. Don't hold that against me.