What do you get for the provider who has everything?
A sperm bank!
http://www.baronbob.com/spermcoinbank.htm
Do you remember those Ty beanie babies?
Well,...how about a sperm beanie baby!
http://www.baronbob.com/sperm-plushdolls.htm
Ladies, are you considering breast augmentation surgery but need a little motivation to save up the money? Try this:
http://www.walletpop.com/2008/11/29/...tions-to-save/
Ladies, are you concerned about how you are going to explain the surgery to your kids? Well, you're in luck! Some genius (with way too much time on his hands) wrote this little book to help your kids adjust:
http://www.walletpop.com/2008/04/22/...moms-boob-job/
(I'm currently working on my own hobby-related kid's book. It's called "Daddy's New Secretary".)
...and last but not least, something for the fellas...
http://www.banksbanksbanks.com/whims...fund.bank.html
...and with that, Y'all have a safe and fun Independence Day.
Bless America.
