CAPTION THIS: Measuring Tape

I'm very sorry, dear, but I have a rule: I NEVER sleep with a woman whose breasts are smaller than my own.

Yes, we have training bra's.

Don't worry, no matter their size, your lack of an Adam's apple proves you aren't a transvestite.

Did you hear the one about the woman who got a wooden breast implant? This would be funny if it had a punchline, wooden tit?

Photo is a never before seen look at the failed attempt by Larry Flynt's grandpa to find models for an early version of HUSTLER back about 1934 or so.........

One of the advantages of the metric system is you're a size 86.

Yep, you're under the 100 rule, so I guess we'll "push you" as a spinner.