CAPTION THIS: Cocktail Anyone?

What are those little things swimming around in my drink?

Isn't that Bill Cosby behind the bar ?

He's got his hand on my ass. Hmmmmm...Do I throw this drink on him, or take him up to my room?

HIM: "Geez...how many drinks do I have to chuck out before this broad finally comes home with me?!"

HER: "Ha ha ha ha ha....little does he know I was 1938's liquor guzzlin' champion in college."

No honey there is no worm in it, that is Mescal that has a worm.

So how long before that roofie turns into a diamond?

Dam how many drinks does this bitch need, so much for trying to get some tonight.