The preacher stood in front of the congregation Easter morning. He invited the children to the front of the congregation for the children's sermon. He began to explain about Jesus and why he came.
He asked, "Who knows about the resurrection?"
A little boy shot up his hand, " oo,oo,oo - me, me ,me!"
"Yes, Timmy," the preacher said.
"Well, I watch football with my Dad every Sunday ... and they say if you get a resurrection that lasts more than 4 hours, you need to go to the hospital!"