Pussy..Beaver..Coochi...What's the Proper Name?

OK, so there are LOTS of names for this beautiful place so what do ladies like to hear it called whilst offering it up for worship and use?

Vagina? Seems a bit cold. Maybe when you're laid out for an autopsy, huh?

Pussy? Makes me remember one of the cats I've had over the years.

Coochi? You gonna be wearing a big 'ol feathered hat and coconuts when I say that?

Beaver? Braces will help that bite and make it right!

Gash? Ouch!

Poonani? OK...come on...really!

Muff? Makes your happy place spound sort of...wellllll.....mentally deficient, don't ya think?

What name do you want to hear when you're naked in bed with your favorite someone and you knopw hen he uses it you're gonna feel that speciial flip in your tummy?

Wang dang sweet poontang!

The Snappy Nappy Dugout

I call it heaven

Clam...duh

I call mine, "my good girl".

Panty Hamster..

I call mine the "Pleasure Palace"

How about volvo? No, wait a minute...That aint right either.

Heard it called "the cookie" before...

"whatchacallit," don't matter to me... as long as it tastes real good.

Okay, as you were.

The Motley Fool

Rabid Squirrel or Honey Badger...depending on my mood and her degree of nastiness.

PINK TACO

MONEY MAKER

PLEASURE ZONE

BEARDED CLAM

BOX

GOLD (As in, I reach up her dress and go for the GOLD)

SWEET HONEY

SUGAR <<<<<< this one might be a kiss also

MONKEY

SWEET CAKES

GOUCHO <<<<< spelling might be wrong(spanish)

PIE

Cooter.

No one mentioned kitty?