Sometimes there are lines said on TV that really crack me up. I was watching an episode of Dexter. Detective Deborah Morgan and her Asian forensics sidekick are in a tattoo parlor to get some information. She looks over and sees a young, pretty thing getting a large Tramp Stamp. She says to her sidekick:" She's obviously into needles. Why don't you show her your needle dick?"
Thought it was funny enough to share.