Ladies, what's the oddest thing you've been offered in exchange for services.

mr666's Avatar
  • mr666
  • 08-08-2014, 10:18 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have an extra ticket to see NIN and Soundgarden next Saturday. And I was thinking about posting an ISO in exchange for a quickie or something, but usually I've seen that these kind of things don't go over so well.

Which brings me to the question you see in the title. What was it and list away?
SpiceItUp's Avatar
There was a similar thread in the National forums awhile back, some of the responses were pretty funny.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=362529

Here are some of the gems:

"I had a client that was a chef at a restaurant bring me a brisket and a whole cut of New York strip. The steak was huge when I cut it up it was like 15, inch thick steaks. It was very good. That was a gift on top of my donation. A few weeks later he contacted me and asked instead of cash could he give me more meat. I declined"
"one time a guy paid with cash he bought an entire box of rolls of quarters."
"when I worked at a brothel briefly, a Mexican guy came in with a bag of salt and some tomatoes. I kid you not. "
"There was a Potato Chip vendor arrested in Oklahoma City a few years back for purchasing favors with a case of chips that he had in the back of the truck"
"Someone tried to pay me with a baseball card collection when I arrived once."
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have an extra ticket to see NIN and Soundgarden next Saturday. And I was thinking about posting an ISO in exchange for a quickie or something, but usually I've seen that these kind of things don't go over so well. Originally Posted by mr666
if you've seen any independent ladies more than a couple of times and have some sort of rapport or friendship with them, why not ask one of them to go with you and see how it goes? maybe you could end up getting lucky?

if you just want to lock in a quid pro quo I can see how those sort of things might be difficult to steer into what you're looking for. depending on your IRL conversational skills the degree of difficulty and lack of enjoyment might go way up.

good luck to having a fun night!
tbone77494's Avatar
Somebody here tried to get laid in exchange for patio furniture. Not sure if any lady took him up on it.
chicagoboy's Avatar
Somebody here tried to get laid in exchange for patio furniture. Not sure if any lady took him up on it. Originally Posted by tbone77494
If it was teak, I can understand that.
Nothing to weird so far . . .

I once had a guy offer me a Gucci belt in exchange for a session. He said he bought it for his wife and she didn't like it. I declined.

Last year around Christmas, a client offered me a new PS4 in exchange for a session. They were pretty hard to find then and I wanted one. That was a win-win.
pyramider's Avatar
How would you like a taint massage?
There was a similar thread in the National forums awhile back, some of the responses were pretty funny.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=362529

Here are some of the gems: Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

The baseball card collection is pretty funny. I gave mine up for a special purpose yrs ago but had a pretty cool collection I inherited from my grandpa as a kid. Had some rare mints in there. Including a mint Darryl Strawberry collection.
TheAntichrist666's Avatar
I'm waiting for a Provider to say she has been offered ...

"A Pokemon card collection"
"A 1980's TV set"
"An old refrigerator or washing machine"
"The 1 million dollar bill and being asked for change "
"Used home furniture"
"Bitcoin"
"Canadian gold maple leaf coins"
"Silver bullion"
"Worthless stock certificates"
"Getting paid with Confederate dollars"
"A coupon/discount book"
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
Last year around Christmas, a client offered me a new PS4 in exchange for a session. They were pretty hard to find then and I wanted one. That was a win-win. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
+1 for my favorite batgirl!

though I'd like it better if she had wanted an xbox one! lol (hell, I don't even remember if they were out then but I think they were)

makes me wonder if you made the client demo that it worked first. (<- green for xbox) be a tough exchange to return if it didn't I'd think
Nothing *too weird so far . . .

I once had a guy offer me a Gucci belt in exchange for a session. He said he bought it for his wife and she didn't like it. I declined.

Last year around Christmas, a client offered me a new PS4 in exchange for a session. They were pretty hard to find then and I wanted one. That was a win-win. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I'm so ashamed.
Eccie Addict's Avatar
^^^^ TFF
And not one grammar nazi preformed a spell check....
Ms. Athena's Avatar
I had a client that owned a Auto Parts store, so always traded for car parts
Also had one that actually paid the full donation in rolled state quarters....I though he was joking tell he came in with a heavy sack.
I have also traded a over night for silver bars
and last but not least I had the rattle in my trunk taking care of by a friendly fireman and he was rewarded with me on my knees.......

If your in need of something and they have it to trade....Why not??
Edit: yes the Q was to the lady about oddest.....but:

Last year, I exported and traded a new middle memory iPad Air. It was supposed to be for three overnights with two nuts at night and one for breakfast. But she asked for relief from the second nut on nights two and three....in trade for a fourth night.

Her iPhone was stolen last month so I traded a new unlocked international 5s 16G for three of the usual 3 nut overnights.....and two event-free nights snuggling.

In all cases, I tipped her cash for taxis and logistics.....it shouldn't cost her out-of-pocket to see me.

She sounds inexpensive but she's not. One time I asked her why she's more expensive than the other girls. She replied, "Estoy caliente."

She is correct. She's smokin hot...and a very sweet girl.