The Need For A Reviewer Preferences Tab

Not a troll. Well, at least the post isn't, can't really say the same for myself anymore. (Deep Thought: Beware lest you become that which you most despise)

Any guy that has been on this board for any length of time soon realizes that you first have to screen the reviewers before you screen a ladies reviews. You first have to eliminate the easy ones:
1). Just complete morons
2). White Knights
3). Promoters/pimps
4). People who never give any info

The next group is kind of hard because there is some good info, but the reviews have consistent a issue(s). AC666 is my poster child for this group. I have a love/hate for his reviews. They are great because he has a great attitude and he almost always posts lots of recent photos which are worth gold. On the other hand, he refuses to state anything negative about the provider. While I respect his decision, that means I never read word one because I can't trust it.

Now we are down to a set of guys you trust to call a spade a spade and who don't give a crap what the WK's or provider is going to say. The problem comes when you go see a provider who was given a glowing review, but when you show up, it's a total bomb. MaxShaft correctly coined this as OMDV (Our Milage Does Vary). This comes down to how I like to get a BBBj isn't how you like your BBBJ, what I think is minor mommy tummy, you think is a disfigurement, etc.

We all have preferences which shade whether we state something is good or bad, but yet our preferences can currently only be gleamed from reading through tons of a reviewers posts about women I may not care to see. Our preferences can be night and day from each other, as I will demonstrate below. The solution? It would be great if there was a tab under our profile which gave some insight into our preferences on multiple activities of a session. This would be useful for both providers and reviewers.

As an example, I'll give a brief look at mine, and you can see a lot of differences.

TCB: I'm a vindictive Nazi about providers showing up and being on time. In over 120 appointments, I've never been late once.

Race/ethnicity: if the pussy you have was there at birth, I'll want to sleep with you

Bodies: I like every thing from spinner to thick. Anything between 100-160lbs (height dependent) will still be sexy to me. I'll mention if there is some mommy tummy, but It's not a big deal to me. If I ever say something about a ladies weight, she's done something to piss me off.

DFK: some guys would never kiss a provider, where as you will never get an IOP score higher than 6/10 if you don't truly get into kissing with me. ( yes I gargle at least a cup of mouth wash on the way there and chew gum the entire time)

Tits: I'm not a huge breast guy so big or small, no big deal. Not a huge fan of MM's , but if you had a really good surgeon and you have enough padding around the bags, I'll give you good marks.

Ass: my number one attractant. Heart shaped and firm is where it's at. If I say an ass is 10/10, its 10/10 and you are a moron for disagreeing with me

CBJ: 90% of guys on here won't speak to you, but doesn't really bother me

CIM/COF: i've only had one civie girlfriend in my entire life that didn't do this, so it's not a major appeal. Rarely ever do it with a provider.

BBBJ: it's only a warm up for me, but to do it right for me: don't slobber, don't make a bunch of gagging noises, use coordinated hand and mouth, never let teeth touch me. I want you to act like you worship cock by making sensual love to it. (Right there, I just made 90% of guys on here groan in disgust)

DATY: if you don't do it or you still have lube or a stinky snatch, don't take my call. Major points if you have a big clit or meaty labia minor.

MPCFS: i'm pretty vanilla. I'm not the guy to know if you can"beat the pussy up" or whether she can really take a pounding.

Greek: Not a big deal. Again, the vast majority of past civies had a mild to strong preference for it, so I don't really ask for it.

MSOG: if a provider doesn't try to initiate this or tries one of the multitude of BS delaying tactics, I'll severely ding her on IOP

IOP: to me, this is a provider making me feel like she really wants to bone me. If you've met me, I know what an oscar performance this is, but you need to try. Lots of dfk, lots of smiling and eye contact. No porno screaming and yelling, but real world sounds, encouragement and girl friend style dirty talk. Initiate MSOG like you're dying for just a little more dick before I have to leave. Stop telling me I have a big cock, tell me how much you want me to fuck you

As you can see. If I say a provider gives a great BBBJ, most of you will need to look at other comments/reviews to see if she does it "normal". We all like different things and it would be nice to be able to quickly look up what someone means when they say they like something.

I know that is probably far more than anyone wanted to know about my preferences, but it illustrates the problem pretty well. I don't know. I wouldn't think putting something like this in would be a lot of programming or take up a lot of disk space. Any who, it's just an idea. What do you all think?

TLDR? I'm always right, just do what I ask

TL;DR

This is too easy...don't trust any reviewers...

TL;DR

This is too easy...don't trust any reviewers... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Funny I was just thinking about this subject today.
HONESTY in the exchange of information. Personal preferences need to be taken into consideration. My first few reviews were very enthusiastic, mainly because I couldn't believe these hot gals were willing to screw me. That enthusiasm died down and now my reviews are more realistic. Keep in mind this is the internet and ask things need to be taken with a grain of salt.
I've learned a lot from my mistakes, and learned even more from others reviews ad well. Spice has his "honesty alert", just as C44 said he'll mention things that don't bother him but may others. I saw one popular provider, she had a lot of new reviews so I didn't write mine. She had bad breath, but her IOP was of the charts, so I soldiered through, others might not. These things are all part of the HONEST exchange of information. Rarely will a woman put an unflattering photo up for the world to see. Men being visual creatures, attracted to pretty things need to know if the pictures are actuate. This will also help providers know the kinds of things that we men like to see in a showcase. Maybe a "suggestion box" in the showcase? For comments like "I'd like to see you in lingerie" or "what do your tits look like?" I can't understand some showcases don't show body pics... That's just me I reckon.

OK - I actually read it all. Here's my problem. Comments like this:

Ass: my number one attractant. Heart shaped and firm is where it's at. If I say an ass is 10/10, its 10/10 and you are a moron for disagreeing with me Originally Posted by citizen44

It's still your opinion, and I'm an even bigger idiot if I don't agree. Really? Reality is, everyone is looking for something different. You are looking for what you call a perfect ass. The ass I like may be a little different. Maybe I like a bubble and nice hips with a skinny waist? Maybe your perfect ass looks fat to me? Maybe because her IOP was so spot on, your recollection of ass is off.

WU is right. Take EVERY review with a grain of salt.

PS - I like the hippotard's reviews too. In fact - I appreciate all you guys that take pics in session and post non-shopped pics. Those are the most informative.

OK - I actually read it all. Here's my problem. Comments like this:

It's still your opinion, and I'm an even bigger idiot if I don't agree. Really? Reality is, everyone is looking for something different. You are looking for what you call a perfect ass. The ass I like may be a little different. Maybe I like a bubble and nice hips with a skinny waist? Maybe your perfect ass looks fat to me? Maybe because her IOP was so spot on, your recollection of ass is off. Originally Posted by idiot savant

I'm an extreme smartass. That was a joke. I'm as much of a dumbass as the next guy and in no way excceptional.

Your response though is correct, and that is why we could use a preferences tab. I like a firm heart shaped ass, where as a lot here like a big PAWG size ass. The key is for me to be able to look somewhere and see what you mean when you write she has a great ass in the review

I'm as much of a dumbass as the next guy and in no way excceptional. Originally Posted by citizen44

Citizen44 is being too modest - he is, by any standard, an exceptional dumbass..

Citizen44 is being too modest - he is, by any standard, an exceptional dumbass.. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Never do anything you're not willing to give your all to

I'm an extreme smartass. . . . and that is why we could use a preferences tab. Originally Posted by citizen44

Sounds trite, but "in theory" a preference tab is a good idea. My vision for the tab would be:
Woman (from birth), 5'4' - 5'10", 110 - 140 lbs, 32a - 24 - 34 up to 36dd - 28 - 36 (hips narrow), light colored eyes (green, blue, gray), make up and hair done, dressed as my mood dictates.

Or: PERFECTION



Your thoughts

I only want to see gang bang reviews. Is there a tab for that?