A Wife For Someone

I found her for u, bossman. Mrs. Road Lizard! You can thank me later.

https://jackson.craigslist.org/w4m/d...365092937.html

I only want a wife for an hour or 2 then I'm gone.

How can you be so insensitive towards someone when you haven't even given her a chance. We could use some little baby Road Lizards running around Lauderdale. If not her, how bout this one

https://jackson.craigslist.org/w4m/d...329303528.html

Dude, you have bumped your head.

Anyway, marriage is the leading cause of no blowjobs known to mankind so I pass at all costs.

. . . Anyway, marriage is the leading cause of no blowjobs known to mankind so I pass at all costs. Originally Posted by Road Lizard

Truth! A guy once told me that the reason he got divorced was because after 20 years of marriage he and his wife realized they had only one thing in common – neither one of them would suck a dick. I nearly died laughing so hard!

Truth! A guy once told me that the reason he got divorced was because after 20 years of marriage he and his wife realized they had only one thing in common – neither one of them would suck a dick. I nearly died laughing so hard! Originally Posted by Smile Guy 69

LMAO!!!!!!