It's My Bday & I'll Cry If I Want To.

Seirus's Avatar
Yes, it's Seirus's real life birthday. Sheesh! I'm getting old. I remember back in the day when I could bend my back 180 and have sex with my Filipina college girlfriend. I was really flexible since being in martial arts since I was 14. I try that now and they'd have to call out the paramedics and a chiropractor. hahaha!

You ever think about all of the good sex you used to have? When you could fuck for hours. That same gf and I went on a 3 day marathon fucking spree only stopping for potty breaks and snacks (I have low blood sugar so I have to eat at least a Snickers.) Now, 45 min is a marathon and my back hurts for a couple of days and I'm walking like Fred G. Sanford. Days go by fast so enjoy them. (*Yes, technically I am still young but my body is tired. Been hobbying for about 17 years now.)


thisguy23's Avatar
Happy B-Day. We used to watch Sanford and Son when we were kids and thought it was great.
At least you werent born on April Fools Day. Like me!

Getting older is gonna happen.

Wanna trade BDays? lol