Old Cajun joke

Ol' cajun Gaston thinks his wife is cheating with one of the bayou neighbors. Ol' Gaston and his crack-shot buddy Hebron to go out in he swamp with a rifle, and spy on his wife.

Sho nuff, after a while, Hebron looks thru the rifle scope and can see Gaston's wife and the neighbor, right there on the back porch.

"That's IT!" Says Gaston. "Shoot her in the head and him in the balls!"

"Ok", says Hebron, "But its only gonna take one bullet!"