If Restaurants Were Sex Acts

I thought of some additions! ;-)

Applebee's - "Eatin' good in the neighborhood" - Girl next door hookup
Taco Bell - "Think Outside the Bun" - Spanking
IHOP - "Cum [LOL!] Hungry. Leave Happy." - Deep Throat
Burger King - "Home of the Whopper" - Giant Dick
Burger King - "Wake Up With the King" - Morning sex
Long John Silver's - "You're going to get your wish... go fish!" - Streetwalkers
Carl's Jr. - "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face" - Facials

Burger King is just too good at this. Here are just a few I remember.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce; special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way...

Have it your way

It takes two hands to hold a Whopper

When you have it your way, it just tastes better