First provider experience

What was your first provider experience? Or most mortifiying as I am about to tell . . .

I recently had a couple share with me a bad first experience and I told them so I figure I am going to give up mine to all of you. I have NEVER told anyone this out of pure embarrassment but I am sure I am not the only one this has happened to.

I was 22 and in a relationship with a successfull business owner. I have always been bi-sexual and desired to have a threesome, he didn't object lol. 20 awesome sexual experiences later for me yet no threesome I came to this conclusion. It easier to have a random bi experience with a girl but not a couple. I also had a tendancy to be many of the girls "first times" as well.

I resorted, secretly, to another level of trying. I had no idea how to contact an escort so I went to the yellow pages (are we all laughing yet? lol) and called a few. Well I copied and pasted a review format to give you a basic overview on the experience . . .

Date: ?
Provider:never got a name
Phone: n/a
Email Address:?
URL / Website: ?
City: Rochester
State: New York
Address: my location
Appointment Type: outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: yes
Activities: nose plugs, mortified bf
Session Length: 1hr
Fee: $$$
Hair Length and Color: Long dark
Age: 4?
Smoking Status: Cigars . .. .cigarettes
Ethnic Background: white
Physical Description: Given: Short blond hair, blue eyes, 5'7" 135. Actual: long dark hair, 300lbs, god aweful stretch marks and a purfume stench that I STILL REMEMBER TO THIS DAY
Recommendation:HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I paid her out of pitty and sent her away after trying to just think of getting into things . . . I was out money and still without my threesome and a very upset boyfriend! lol

I feel your pain.

There is a provider that I used to see on regular bases, she would visit me outcall when I am in her area. I would leave an envelope on the dresser for her. The last time I met her, she put the envelop in her bag and said that she forgot her cell phone in the car. She did not come back to the room !!!
Needless to say, she made out with one hour donation but lost all future donations. Not smart on her part !!


Maybe we should start a thread of bad Experiences, LOL

To be honest, the "provider" thing is something I never really even considered until a couple of years ago. By that I mean I was doing very well in that department for years...had several FFM experiences (I had a wild and crazy female friend much younger than me who was BI, and she wanted her girl friends to share the experience). I was in heaven for about 5 years until she moved out of state for family related reasons. Since that time, the conventional "dating scene" has been such a bust. Women my age (middle aged) have more often than not...let themselves go over the years and want security at this point. As Sarah Palin would say..."How that's [clingy thing] working out for you now?"

I'm out to have a good time. I'll be the first to admit that. My children are grown, I'm financially secure, and I don't want a conventional relationship at this point in my life. Been there, done that. Don't need to adopt another family and have to hang out with them. One's plenty for me.

Providers seem to fill that void now because they also are not into conventional relationships. The supply/demand thing is a alive and well. I'm not mentioning any names, but my first provider experience was with a local Henrietta gal that most (on what was ASPD at that time) recommended in the Rochester area. I guess I preferred one of the best and didn't want to find out the hard way, nor spend the time researching everybody. I don't usually take advice from strangers, but in this case I figured it was worth a shot (or two or three).

Needless to say I've since discovered that Rochester is a great place to be for a middle aged guy that enjoys living each day. The only bad experience I've had with providers is one "double booked" me once. I guess she thought she could shag one guy out the back door while a another guy was coming in the front door, and when I walked outside, another guy was waiting in his car for the guy that came after me to leave. Must be she was making up for a poor month, or she needed a new refrigerator...who knows, but I almost said the heck with all this after that. I also have a nice car and the last thing I would tolerate is parking it in some shady place only to have it towed or stolen, or stripped...so I really look for providers that are in the kinds of locations I prefer, no matter how hot she is. Location does matter for me. I would sure like some more opportunities a few miles west of Rochester, but that so far is not happening.