The Pick up Artist...

Caitlyn's Avatar
Let's have a little fun...

Let's hear your best pick up line.. Although no one really uses them, I thought it would be fun to hear some funny ones.

I'll start.

"You won't have to wait for my call tomorrow if you sleep over. "

LMAO!
mtabsw's Avatar
ME: "You look just like my 5th wife"

UNSUSPECTING PYT: "Wow, how many times you been married?"

ME: "Four."

Full disclosure - never tried it but have seen it work
  • Devil
  • 08-31-2011, 08:41 AM
You got nice legs! What time do they open?

I have actually seen giuy using it and it works. Its all about delivery
  • Rio
  • 08-31-2011, 01:38 PM
I would like to bite your panties off or can I kiss you were you pee. These dont work very often but they usually laugh.
"If I were to ask you for a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
  • T-Can
  • 08-31-2011, 02:07 PM
Here is one of my originals but anyone of you guys (or chicks) have my permission to use it:

"Kiss me if I'm wrong but aren't you that girl from that genital herpes medication commercial?"
  • Devil
  • 10-29-2011, 10:37 PM
Oh wow. I LOVE your dress! Do you think it would look better on me?
scooterpie's Avatar
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long!"
cptjohnstone's Avatar
I am new on campus, can I bum a fuck
netman's Avatar
Good thread.

Unfortunately, I have no game so even the best pickup line instantly fails.

I did a search and found this site which has a bunch of cheesy pickup lines, most are rather funny.

Enjoy.

netman
mmcqtx's Avatar
So, which do you prefer diamonds or pearls?
Schroedinger's Cat's Avatar
Ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?
"Pardon me miss, but you're really attractive. I'd like to fuck you."

Can't figure out why it hasn't worked... I've said it in the most earnest fashion.
homiefb's Avatar
"I want to father your children." Heck, Michael Douglas snagged up Catherine Zeta-Jones with that line!!

homie