good new article on squirting

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Sum day Ah gotta git yew ta squirt in mah pie-hole. Laik rite after Ah've ate a whole lotta pretzels 'r green olives 'r sump'in else thet's real salty, jus' ta quench mah thurst!
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Sum day Ah gotta git yew ta squirt in mah pie-hole. Laik rite after Ah've ate a whole lotta pretzels 'r green olives 'r sump'in else thet's real salty, jus' ta quench mah thurst! Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Please adjust your meds friend. You're getting less and less understandable.

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Some girls tell me that the ejaculate is some fluid from their vagina but clearly it's urine spraying up from their pee holes because their bladders are being stimulated. Sometimes when I fuck a girl she'll say she has to go pee because, "your rubbing all over my bladder in there." If you know anything about the female anatomy you know that their little bladders are right in front of their vaginas and when you plow their vaginas or reach up into the front of the vagina it's gonna stimulate their bladders and that's why if you fuck them fast with your fingers and reach up to the so-called "g-spot" when they come they're spew urin from their pee hole for sure!! There she blows!! And what a spray of fun it is! For the best viewing go to Pornhub and see our local darling, Austin's own tattooed porn sweetheart, the lovely Fillipina Lily Thai in her glory days spraying all over the place and often coating the camera lenses with her bodily fluids. She's the biggest squirter of all time, and is still around Austin. You go girl!
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Please adjust your meds friend. You're getting less and less understandable. Originally Posted by pussycat
Yer right, panochacat! Ah needs ta up mah dose if'n Ah wanna be cum-pletely un-in-telly-dirigible.
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Some girls tell me that the ejaculate is some fluid from their vagina but clearly it's urine spraying up from their pee holes because their bladders are being stimulated. Sometimes when I fuck a girl she'll say she has to go pee because, "your rubbing all over my bladder in there." If you know anything about the female anatomy you know that their little bladders are right in front of their vaginas and when you plow their vaginas or reach up into the front of the vagina it's gonna stimulate their bladders and that's why if you fuck them fast with your fingers and reach up to the so-called "g-spot" when they come they're spew urin from their pee hole for sure!! There she blows!! And what a spray of fun it is! For the best viewing go to Pornhub and see our local darling, Austin's own tattooed porn sweetheart, the lovely Fillipina Lily Thai in her glory days spraying all over the place and often coating the camera lenses with her bodily fluids. She's the biggest squirter of all time, and is still around Austin. You go girl! Originally Posted by pussycat




Absolutely right
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DD don't up the meds, your posts are hilarious and makes me the think of the back woods, where I like to be in the fall.
I'm guessing none of the above posters actually read the article considering the gist is "hey dudes, y'all really should stop speaking for women and defining their experiences for them, especially vagina related ones." So...there's that...
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Looks like ladies just want want to justify peeing during sex. They make a pill for that.
I'm guessing none of the above posters actually read the article considering the gist is "hey dudes, y'all really should stop speaking for women and defining their experiences for them, especially vagina related ones." So...there's that... Originally Posted by JennsLolli
^^^^THIS! Come on guys
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I'll agree that I haven't read the article but I've been a squirter for a few yrs.
I don't think it is possible to pee and cum at the same time. Pressure against the bladder is not the same as squirting. I'm not sure how it can be bladder stimulation when it's the clit sometimes, not internal stimulation or pressure.
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Next time I bang a chick, I'm gonna pull out and piss all over her and tell her it was squirt. Wonder if she'll buy it.
So the mystery of female ejaculation continues. I've been with a woman or two that have squirted, & if it is just urine it didn't smell like it or have the yellow tint most associate with it. So in my case squirt doesn't bother me. Some of you guys are sensitive.
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So the mystery of female ejaculation continues. I've been with a woman or two that have squirted, & if it is just urine it didn't smell like it or have the yellow tint most associate with it. So in my case squirt doesn't bother me. Some of you guys are sensitive. Originally Posted by Permission2Look
Watch some porn vids of girls squirting and you can see it's coming from their little pee holes. My fav is still that squirting wonder Lily Thai. She squirts like a water hose.
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i'm surprised that science hasn't closed the book on this once and for all. i don't have the answer, but can say that fluids that come from the pee hole need not only be pee.