You People have Hope!

Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Want to become one of God's chosen people but think you lack the qualifications?
You too, with years of diligent study, can join our tribe!

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/colum...e-emanu-el.ece
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
No thank you. Their god supports genocide, infanticide, honor killings, and cutting skin off penises.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Tasteless bullshit. Both of you.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Tasteless bullshit. Both of you. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Textbook irony. Just you, Assup!

Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Tasteless bullshit. Both of you. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Did you read the article? What is possibly bad about it?
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Uh, JL, you are a couple of thousand years behind.....

http://bible.cc/matthew/27-51.htm

While it's good to be proud of one's ethnecity, if you go in for that sort of thing, no one can control their genetic makeup.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Uh, JL, you are a couple of thousand years behind.....

http://bible.cc/matthew/27-51.htm

While it's good to be proud of one's ethnecity, if you go in for that sort of thing, no one can control their genetic makeup. Originally Posted by Randy4Candy
You are implying we are no longer God's chosen people?
Most Religions are now watererd down to the point that they are meaningless.

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Randy4Candy's Avatar
You are implying we are no longer God's chosen people? Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Beats me? Can you read?
Religion just gets weird on a hooker board, doesn't it? Do the jewish support prostitution or are we doing the hypo dance here?
cptjohnstone's Avatar
JL if that is the temple you attend, we have a lot of mutual friends or enemies
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
JL if that is the temple you attend, we have a lot of mutual friends or enemies Originally Posted by cptjohnstone
A friend of yours is probably a friend of mine.
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  • CJ7
  • 04-29-2013, 10:34 PM
You are implying we are no longer God's chosen people? Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

God chose you to cuss like a sailor and fuck whores ... gee, who knew
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Whats your point, JL. we have never been "recruiters."
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
You are implying we are no longer God's chosen people? Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Psssst! It's time you found out. You never were! The fact is, ALL people are God's chosen people. Nothing special about you in that respect.