free walk-in testing

freestdcheck.org

hiv (rapid test in office)
syphillis
chlamydia oral/anal/urine
gonorrhea oral/anal/urine

results are usually available the evening the day after the test even though they'll tell you longer just in case

when they give you the anal swab no one will know if you didn't put it in your butt, just go to the bathroom and follow instructions. it's not that difficult

scroll down to click locations, you're welcome xo