Use my incall.

I've got 2 penthouse suites that adjoin a 900 square foot bedroom with a full wall-window-balcony and guest bathroom.

Come hang out and use it for the afternoon or night. We'll work out a rate in private. Something fair. I can stick around if you need to feel safe during your appointments.
I've got 2 penthouse suites that adjoin a 900 square foot bedroom with a full wall-window-balcony and guest bathroom.

Come hang out and use it for the afternoon or night. We'll work out a rate in private. Something fair. I can stick around if you need to feel safe during your appointments. Originally Posted by thatguybonzo
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let me know what the deal is
Devil's advocate here.

You are allowing illegal activities to occur in your suite. If a rental and a bust occurs, you will likely loose your lease. If you own it, well, perhaps you are engaged in organized criminal activities and the government goes after you big time.

On top of that, you have suggested that you will be around as protection. Lot of us guys spell that PIMP.

I would think real hard about this before I agreed to it. (On either side of the equation.) Recognize I do not know you and haven't even looked into your history. You may be a great guy loved by all here.

ShysterJon could probably provide some legal thoughts on your offer.
Let me know what the deal is also
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I would also be interested if this is legit...
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I suppose there's some risk that our friend bonzo could get busted for promotion of prostitution. But I think both he and the provider(s) who take him up on his offer bear other types of risks as well. No offense to all our fine sporting girls here, and none of my comments apply to you, of course, but providers are notoriously bad tenants, on the whole. Mixing recreational sports in the nude and perhaps substances which excite the passions of the young often lead to destruction of property. I once kept an apartment for my own horizontal assistant and she and her brother, fueled by herbs, used the blinds for target practice with a pellet gun.

Any lady who takes our friend bonzo up on his offer risks being assaulted, raped, gypped out of her money, thrown off the balcony, forced to eat cooked carrots, and skinned by Jame Gumb, I guess.

I would suggest to each party that they VERY, VERY carefully screen the other party, and draw up a simple contract to clarify the terms regarding the use of the space. Obviously, the contract shouldn't refer to any activities that might take place related to penises and orifices.
haha. this is the greatest reply ever.
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  • FK
  • 03-01-2012, 10:44 PM
I want to know where they got herbs like that!
Nothing against anyone's opinion. My philosophy is "IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY THEN DON'T SAY IT"

Penthouse is nice but a 2.5-3 star rating hotel will do...
Ladies are smart and we SCREEN thru Beenverified.com or Verifyhim.com
I suggest to all the ladies that are interested ,,you ladies should get together and make a private incall. Its risky letting a client in all of your personal business especially if you dont know them but good luck & be careful. What sounds nice isnt all nice.
i need an incall for tonight and tomorrow day and night let me know whats up