I have fewer and fewer bucket list items to fill. I need an attractive amputee. Perhaps a victim of an IED or shark attack? I prefer only one missing limb (maybe both legs, but I still want at least one intact arm...fingers, not necessary). If there is a hook for a hand, even better!
The rest of the body has to be fit/healthy; I don't want a 58-y.o. overweight diabetic with neuropathy who just had her feet lopped off. Those with birth-defected missing limbs or other anomalies will be considered on a case-by-case basis.
Anyone got any leads?