Encounter: Yellow Rose

Date: 11/10/18
Name: P******
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Austin
State: Texas
Address: -
Activities: convo, dance, fiv
Hair Length and Color: Blonde, mid length
Age: no idea
Smoking Status: -
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Super hot, tight, MM's
Recommendation: No

For those of us who are unfamiliar with your unusual vernacular, could you please interpret the meaning of: "some dork regular that has the king of all mullets"?

Seen "joe dirt"? Throw some golashes on him and you've got the picture.