So I had a crazy idea....

Ok-- <breathe in>

When I first started in this little world, it was just as much a social experiment as anything. I was a incredibly sexually naive 19 year old who has learned more than one can imagine over the course of the past 10 years. But there's one thing I haven't done yet----

Yep. Its the starfish. I've thought about it, then backed off. Thought about it, then backed off. Thought about it, then backed off.

Well, after a session yesterday, I realized that the idea of trying it is starting to appeal to me. REALLY appeal to me. So--

I'm thinking of going the way that that one girl did what, a year or so ago, only in the starfish realm. I'm considering having a "Starfish Auction". You know-- highest bidder gets to "boldly go where no man has gone before" kind of deal.

Have I lost my flippin mind? Because the more I thought about it last night, the more it appeals to me.
  • npita
  • 05-21-2010, 11:31 AM
You might consider limiting the bidders to guys who aren't hung like John Holmes.
You gotta love a good auction, how do I get a bidders number
Rules of the game:

1. Must be experienced with the Greek language. Two people who have never spoke the language would probably not go well.

2. Must not have extremely "oversized" luggage. If the average provider who does travel there on a regular basis always says no-- chances are-- you're too big. Of course, this is probably the only time I would NOT auto delete an email for forwarding a pic--- <giggle> If you aren't sure-- feel free to send a pic along.

3. Must be willing to take it slowly. When I say I'm a virgin in this regard-- I'm not kidding. No toys, nothing more than a pinky finger has ever explored those hidden depths. I'm not looking to get totally destroyed. I'd like my first experience to be enjoyable enough to go back for seconds (and thirds.. and fourths..etc)

4. If you are into role playing-- theres lots of fun ideas for this, methinks

5. You must have references!! Either P411, or a couple of known ladies willing to vouch for you will do. No newbies for this. <Sorry>


And thats it. So let the games begin! Auction will run for 2 weeks. I will end the auction when either the 2 weeks is up, or I go more than 48 hours without any higher bids. Bidding starts at 250 and I will keep a running ticker of the current bid in my signature.
Baby,

I have to say... Unfortunately, this is an ad....

and I must close it...

Hope you understand.

PPE