DRIVERS

(I found this going thru some junk I had saved in my apt. It's from a 1999 email...thus the reason most of the cell phones below are still held in the hand).


D R I V E R S

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California
With gun in lap: LA

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotfun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Georgia

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida


Anyone care to add some new ones?

Multi car crash on the interstate, hands Bubba his beer and says Watch THIS!

Texas