Very Exciting News

The book, “Understanding Women” is now out in paperback.

And that is just the first of 23 volumes
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Har har hardy...har har.

Look what I just found on the net...

Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...


Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

Tell him you are not his type, you have a pulse.

Never let your man's mind wander, it is too little to be let out alone.

Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'

Sadly, all men are created equal.

Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'

There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you can still use them.

MEN : Can't Live With Them, Can Live Without Them!


(Hey...I didn't write it, I'm only reading it.)