A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?
Negative, maam. Just serious by nature.
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action.
Yes, maam, a lot of action.
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, You know, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?
1955, maam.
Well, there you are. No wonder youre so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me.
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to relax him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, Wow, you sure didnt forget much since 1955.
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, I hope not; its only 2130 now.
- onei
- 11-11-2014, 07:21 AM
- spank_my_monkey76
- 11-11-2014, 07:26 AM
lmfao......this combat veteran loved it... still keep all my clocks on 24hr format!
- Goodoleboy31
- 11-11-2014, 09:02 AM
That was a good one lol. Surprised there wasn't any standing at attention as part of the joke.
- dog soldier 4
- 11-11-2014, 04:48 PM
Sadly for our Armed Forces..Most of the real jokes are elected and are in Washington DC
- Rogue_Gent
- 11-11-2014, 05:41 PM
ROTFLMFAO!
- takeabreak512
- 11-11-2014, 08:42 PM
Sadly for our Armed Forces..Most of the real jokes are elected and are in Washington DC Originally Posted by dog soldier 4Oh no many more all around us:
84% of donations never reach veterans
http://kxan.com/2014/11/06/donation-...t-to-veterans/
You want to know how much these people get paid?
http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org...ive-staff.aspx
- Centaur
- 11-11-2014, 10:21 PM