~Deep & Interesting Topics~ #6 Name that Ho

OK everyone...just for fun...here are the current front page ads for todays Hoogar action.

Lets see if you can "Name Dat Ho" on just the catch phrase of their ad!

(Girls you can play along too, this is our introduction to Hoogar marketing class 101-its a prerequisite for intermediate Hooking "Sell that Snatch" next semester)

Later, we will do a screen capture from Backpage & compare marketing styles, contrasts, impact, "Branding" to Eccie ads.

• Sexy !! Tight !! Blonde !! Only in town for a little while!!
  
• Slow hand-job? Yes I'm filling the need.
  
• THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAINBOW.... RAINBLOWS !
  
• Your perfect Asian girlfriend - Asian Aya GFE!
  
• Let This M.I.L.F Show You how its done
  
• College Student looking for summer fun. Come and play with me all this week and weekend.
  
• Experience the Wildly Decadent GFE (Name removed to keep you from cheating)
  
• Tattooed Goddess-Last Weekend In Austin-SPECIAL
  
• Sultry Sicilian with the juiciest kitty around! Let me show you what a true GFE feels like
  
• *** SPECIALS WITH LALA *** LALAS LAST DAY ***
  
• VISITING wet and tight indian beauty SPECIALS
  
• Hot and Horny !!!! Specials....Specials....
  
• I am Totally Sinfully Sweet So CUM get a Taste.... New Pics...WEEKEND SPECIAL
  
• oral intensity!
  
• TEST RESULTS CAME BACK IM STILL SQUEEKY CLEAN!

This headline cracked me up ...

"TEST RESULTS CAME BACK IM STILL SQUEEKY CLEAN!"

Are they all Shayla?

Wow, and not one single use of the word "upscale" in any of these ads!

Upscale, elite, low volume, high class, refined beauty? I giggle when those are all strung together.

Wow, and not one single use of the word "upscale" in any of these ads! Originally Posted by NewguyAustin

True...HOWEVER!

See if you can spot the favorite Hoogar marketing hook...



Sexy !! Tight !! Blonde !! Only in town for a little while!!
Slow hand-job? Yes I'm filling the need.
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RAINBOW.... RAINBLOWS !
Your perfect Asian girlfriend - Asian Aya GFE!
Let This M.I.L.F Show You how its done
College Student looking for summer fun. Come and play with me all this week and weekend.
Experience the Wildly Decadent GFE (Name removed to keep you from cheating)
Tattooed Goddess-Last Weekend In Austin-SPECIAL
Sultry Sicilian with the juiciest kitty around! Let me show you what a true GFE feels like
*** SPECIALS WITH LALA *** LALAS LAST DAY ***
VISITING wet and tight indian beauty SPECIALS
Hot and Horny !!!! Specials....Specials....
I am Totally Sinfully Sweet So CUM get a Taste.... New Pics...WEEKEND SPECIAL
oral intensity! {{{My exe was that way too...bitch could yell like a banshee}}}
TEST RESULTS CAME BACK IM STILL SQUEEKY CLEAN! {{{Grab it while its clean boys, you never know what next months results will show}}}

I'm sorry...I could joke about most of these but some of these girls I know & they are just too sweet to poke fun at.

Not sure SQUEEKY CLEAN test results is the best catch phrase. Implies that in the past they may not have been clean or more likely - "holy crap with all the risks that I have been taking lately it is amazing that the results are still clean" :-)

Uhhh.... "Specials"?

My favorite catch phrases strung together....
"Low volume" and "Lot's of good reviews."

Uhhh.... "Specials"?

My favorite catch phrases strung together....
"Low volume" and "Lot's of good reviews." Originally Posted by NewguyAustin

I guess "low volume" can be open for interpretation. For some it could mean 1-2 a day or 1-2 per week or even less.
As for the reviews - how old are some of them or are they all fairly new?

I guess "low volume" can beopen for interpretation. For some it could mean 1-2 a day or 1-2 per week or even less.
As for the reviews - how old are some of them or are they all fairly new? Originally Posted by TemptationTammie

That's true Tammie. It could mean she just fucks a lot on a mattress on the floor.

That's true Tammie. It could mean she just fucks a lot on a mattress on the floor. Originally Posted by Toyz

Now that's funny,

Tammie, I've been doing this awhile and I still don't know what qualifies as "low volume." And what the hell is "upscale." Does that mean all the other providers I've been seeing and enjoying are "downscale"? Whose to say? That's marketing in America!

I guess "low volume" can be open for interpretation. For some it could mean 1-2 a day or 1-2 per week or even less. Originally Posted by TemptationTammie

I always just thought it meant she speaks quietly.

New one of note:

"Bring your software, I'll reset your hard drive"

Yes...but do you accept floppy discs?

New one of note:

"Bring your software, I'll reset your hard drive"

Yes...but do you accept floppy discs? Originally Posted by Toyz

I brought a flash drive,