OMG just got laid at Massage Envy!

scienceisveryevil's Avatar
No shit, just let massage envy & the girl giving me a massage just started sucking my cock...I decided I would take advantage of the new services by asking her 2 go face down ass up...soon I had my thick cock buried deep between her swollen moist mound with her flappy pussy lips wrapped around my base balls deep! She asked if I like anal so we went ahead & did that 2...can't believe I just emptied my entire sack n2 her warm asshole! She even farted it out so we could share taste testing...WOW!
Bob the Nailer's Avatar
You may not want to post her info publicly
mrredcat43's Avatar
LMAO, so much BS
Dear Penthouse .....
You ate your own cum out of a girls ass?
this could be your first review since you joined 6 years ago
Remote's Avatar
Your a little early for April Fools Day.
Goose2u's Avatar
I've had sessions like that just before the damn alarm goes off
And I got laid at Supercuts. BS.
Maybe his girlfriend works there. Lol
You ate your own cum out of a girls ass? Originally Posted by Smokin
I believe that's called "Felching "
GingerKatt's Avatar
Who eats something squirted from a butt!! That's like giving an enema and drinking what comes out.
And the OP didn't mention any type of gratuity, so he could have made the story better by saying, "I offered her $$ as I left, but she wouldn't take it, said it was her pleasure."
BigDBone's Avatar
I had a hair cut at Knockouts, the girl blew me the chair, imagination!
daty/o's Avatar
Hate to say it, but with no reviews and roughly five posts a year since you joined; you gotta figure you deserve the skepticism.