strange encounters of the "hobby" kind.......

I know this has been done before,but I have to vent...lol!!!



I thought I had "seen everything" till this week!!! {while on my tour}

I saw an eldery gent the other day...He drove 30 miles in to town for the appt.
After the appt was over,I left and went shopping...when I got back an hour later I met another "civilian" guy friend outside and we went up to my room to chat...Just when I get off the elevater on my floor,that client I had seen earlier was pacing up and down my hotel hallway with a guest key in his hands.I asked him if everything was ok,he said yes...so I went to my room.
I emailed him immediately apologizing for any embarrasement I might have caused him...he emailed back and said that it was all cool and he actually had another provider coming over to play with him!

Then last night I had a regular client coming over...when he arrived,he called me and told me that he could not find the donation! I told him to search the car and call me back in 5 minutes....Five minutes later he called and told me that he thinks the envelope had flown out the window on his way over!!WTF??? Then he asks me to come downstairs and get a present he had gotten me....so I did...when I got back upstairs and opened the gift bag,it contained two glass ashtrays{with his company emblem on them}!!!


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AND THE DUMBASS OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO---

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...#ixzz1BgSGqbD7

College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him


A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued her escort service for $1.8 million.

Unhappy customer Hubert Blackman said he was traumatized by the "tragic event," especially when he called cops and they threatened to bust him, the Las Vegas Sun reported Thursday.

"I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened," Blackman said in the suit filed in Manhattan Federal Court, the paper said.

Blackman was staying at the Stratosphere on Dec. 17 when he called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to hire a stripper.

Blackman said the woman performed a lap dance for $155 and a sex act for another $120.

Instead of staying for the agreed-upon one hour, she left after just 30 minutes.

The hapless tourist called to demand some of his money back.

Then he called cops, who told him he could face arrest because prostitution is illegal in Sin City.

Blackman told the newspaper the stripper solicited the sex act and he was unaware prostitution was illegal in Vegas.

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Ok so I have found that there are ALOT of strange things that happen in the hobby!!


Now share your stories.........

I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate myself...................

BUT

Things I have learned on this lil tour

I have great boobs.
I really have great knockers. (or in my case knockettes)
I have most excellent tatas.
There has to be something to best bj ever (wtf are you heifers NOT doing?????)
Even the biggest burliest guy with a prince albert is still....my lil bitch

Haha Dallas, I was thinking your old guy had alzheimers and forgot where he was. Then after you he is getting it on with someone else, DAMN! Grandpa got some game still!

And ashtrays...for a moment I had the deer in the headlight look, like HUH?

lol--ladies!

oh but I do love this job..I had an all day date wednesday with an AWESOME regular of mine{I call him my "Alabama husband"}.....he is the sweetest guy I have ever had the pleasure of seeing as a client!
We went to hooters....wooohoooo now that was fun!!!

so there are ALOT of perks too!!

What about that 13 year old boy vacationing in D.C. who took his dad's credit card and hired a couple of girls from an agency to come and play video games with him and a friend for 3 hours?

When it was all sorted out legally no one was charged. Playing video games for pay isn't a crime but I think the boy's dad might have taken him out to the woodshed.