A bird shit in my eye!

I get a call from BSer last week. He was all pissed off. He was ranting about a bird shitting in his eye. I almost wrecked my car. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Fuckin pigeons

That's good luck, you numnuts

Yes BSer that is good luck, and in Korea you get laid twice.......

Shit seems to follow him around. I wonder who trained the pigeon?

I only gave them the book. They taught themselves.