Oopsie...guess I forgot how to be a whore...

So yeah, I totes went on walkabout and forgot how to be a whore. No more 411, no "provider status" here, even though oddly I still have access to the ladies only areas. Weird.

*peeks between legs* no spider webs. Whew!

Who does a nympho gypsy gotta blow around this joint to increase her mailbox space?

holy fuck muffins

missed your smart ass around here

WB ~Ze~

This had better not be a certain person who I know would tease me with a Fake Ze account

Welcome back, ~Ze~!!

Whores just be falling from the sky like sweet summer rain.

How the fuck are ya?

OMG!! Ze!! I am so glad to see you. Your presence has been sorely missed around here. You don't know how many times I've wished you were around. Welcome back from the bottom of my heart.

I'm doing a happy dance!

Welcome back

wow a biker chic returns

Welcome back!

-_- meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPmVhyHBRAM

Welcome back.

Hey, I lack mailbox space too suddenly. Almost as if it couldn't have been planned any better...



"Welcome back. We've... missed you."

Welcome back!

Would you like your vp status back?

Welcome back sweetie!