I know I sometimes have a unique way of looking at things. I wanted to throw this out for consideration.
Ladies, if you are considering a Christmas gift for a special client, might I suggest that you might not have to buy him anything to show him how much you like or appreciate him, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Some quality time, freely given, would, to me, be even better than a Red Ryder BB gun.
Just a thought, and worth what you paid for it.