got something more potent than that but thanks.
Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
What? A cork?
Cuz that's what you're gonna need when you start shittin your guts out.
Pepto Bismol and Immodium don't scare ebola!
What's really worrisome is all that shit running down the Trinity River and contaminating our water supply in Livingston.
A bunch of guys were going on a hunting trip. After a day of hunting, they had bagged a pretty big buck. They skinned it, cleaned it,a nd settled down for a night of camping and drinking.
After they were all pretty drunk, one of them wanders off to the woods to take a shit. He drops his pants, sits down on a log, and passes out.
Later on, his friends find him. They decide to place all the deer guts under him, so that when he woke up, he'd think he shit his guts out.
They get everything arranged, and return to the fire. An hour or so later, the one guy returns, with a scared look on his face, and walking a little funny.
"What happened?" they say, "You look like you saw a ghost!" "Well, I was out there in the woods, and I shit my guts out" "My God! Are you OK?" they ask.
And he replies,"Yes. By the grace of God and this crooked stick, I got them all back in.