bitch, thats not you!!!

So this is a question I asked one of my clients the other day and I am curious to know how often this certain situation happens and what you would do if it did.

You walk into your location or a provider arrives that is clearly not who the pics portray her to be, or doesn't look anything like them. What do you do? Stay and close your eyes? Run like hell? Lol

Me: "I'm sorry, I must have the wrong room!"

Deuces!! Without another word spoken...

that title made me LOL. my first time going to see a provider was documented here:
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=30354&highlight=

That's exactly what I wanted to say when she opened the door (her weave was a little ratlike and her room was a fuckin mess but damn she had a big ass booty and I was drunk).

Wish I still had those pics.

This has happened to every guy and it's ramifications are 2 fold.
1. You tend to mistrust all providers to some degree
2. When you find one you like, you flag her as a favorite (on your 411) and
You go back to her through out the year so she can count on your loyalty !
The good news, is that with practice you can learn "to read" photos and can spot
A false picture that's thrown in with 5 accurate ones and you also can determine
When a photo is "misleading" to hide flaws like incorrect stated weight. As a result, it's rare that the veteran gets fooled but if they are...they leave immediately because if there is a lie up front...their are more to follow in the next 60 minutes !!

...a provider .. is clearly not who the pics portray her to be, or doesn't look anything like them. Originally Posted by naughty nycole

But the pics are "100% real photographs" ....

...in the "civilian" business world that is FRAUD aka deceptive trade practice.

The "problem" is the photos are "real" ...

.... not just "real" ones OF THE PROVIDER.

Happened once early in my hobby days with a bp chick. I got it over with and learned my lesson. I was scared to bolt thinking the pimp might be outside. Got careful, avoided bp, and never had it happen again.

I tell them "you're not the girl I wanted to see" and walk away.

The only time I ever had this happen I kind of expected it, but the actual provider was still very attractive and ended up being a really good session.

We had a thread somewhat similar to this in men's lounge but it had to do with spotting altogether fake profiles of either BnS or Leo. The point is, if the pics look too good to be true, are terrible quality and apparently show several different women (check selfie phone case in pics, for example) or the rates are extremely out of sync with the norm, then just stay away. Not all providers will show their faces so that's not a good indication, but you can usually tell by the photos if they are at least consistent with one photo session, if they are of a similar timeframe, that sort of consistency. If they are consistent, seem like a modern phone camera quality and the ad is in line with the industry "standards" then you are probably good to.

If she is sketchy on the phone, pass!

I tell them "you're not the girl I wanted to see" and walk away. Originally Posted by Stalion

What has happened to me is the pics are real but they are real old. Several years and several pounds ago.

So this is a question I asked one of my clients the other day and I am curious to know how often this certain situation happens and what you would do if it did.

You walk into your location or a provider arrives that is clearly not who the pics portray her to be, or doesn't look anything like them. What do you do? Stay and close your eyes? Run like hell? Lol Originally Posted by naughty nycole

Never had it happen and would likely just walk away on the bait n switch. However, I did see a white provider who opened the door for me and told me she didnt see black guys and that I sounded white on the phone. She asked me to stay because she thought i was hot. Lol.

It happens both ways. Girls see an unattractive guy they wont open the door in some cases. Lol

Girls see an unattractive guy they wont open the door in some cases. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Fluffing some 100's up instead of a handkerchief might help things along.

Fluffing some 100's up instead of a handkerchief might help things along. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Lol. I'm sure it would but not all providers are cash desperate. In all honesty if I'm on the receiving end of that rejection I would thank the women that reject me because a penny saved is a penny earned. I tend to take long term views and even though I do I'm not always excited about spending on the hobby because of my investment mindset. And yes I could spend like a drunken sailor if I chose to but I don't begrudge anyone who does. To each his own.

Nope,
Never happened to me.

It's only happened to me once and that was about 6 years ago when I first started hobbying. A girl in BP posted an ad with some pics of a fine ass Latina on it. I had never been with a Latina before at that point in my life. So, I thought "Here's the perfect opportunity. The chick on the pics put you close to the looks of Sofia Vergara but when I got there the chick looked like a low budget Essence Atkins. Somewhat cute, but still no where near the chick in the pics. She tried to plead her case but I wasn't buying it and I left.