This Freaking Blows.

There are no working chicks in this area worth f*cking right now, and my hobby fund cookie jar is dry anyway.

Sigh.

It’s so bad that I may actually have to, gasp, talk to regular chicks to get laid.
Send prayers.

Looks like your going to have to start hitting up the bars and casino's, trolling for skanks. I been meaning to do that myself. I'm just really lazy and when it comes down to it, not real confident in my game spitter skills.

Same for me, man.
Maybe if I was sporting a tree trunk, instead of my tiny destroyer, it would enhance my chances.
But alas, I’ll have to rely on trying to be funny…and my tongue game.

Same for me, man.
Maybe if I was sporting a tree trunk, instead of my tiny destroyer, it would enhance my chances.
But alas, I’ll have to rely on trying to be funny…and my tongue game. Originally Posted by albundy

Either way you’re doomed. 😂

Yeah, our area is dry, dry

HO-LY SHIT!!! Just left the Village East Rouses about 35-40 minutes ago.
This was the LAST hooer I ever expected to see again. I was loading groceries into my truck. I see a chick walking from the highway into the parking lot. Looks pretty good from far away, so I try to take my time a bit and give her time to get to where I am. Unfortunately I HAVE to be somewhere for 2, less than a half hour to go, so I’m pushing it.
It’s taking her too long, so I have to go. I purposely drive slow by her and she tried to get me to stop! Got a good look at her. It’s freaking “Loe”
Unbelievable. If you need a refresher, look at my old reviews (Page 3 when looking at my encounters.) It was the chick that broke into that house that time, and told me it was her house. It was quite the adventure. This was about 5 or 6 years ago.

I really should have at least got her number, but man, I was really in a hurry. Still, should have at least done that. F*ck.

If you happen to be in that area by Prospect, you may still find her if she hasn’t been picked up by someone yet. She was wearing a red shirt, blue jean type shorts, and dark glasses. She used to stay in Village East. Maybe she still does. Try the Village East Rouses parking lot first, then that neighborhood on the side. You might luck out.
Anyway, if you see her you can definitely get a quick bj, probably more,

Omg..
Now we got parking lot lizard cheerleaders. W.d.f

Yup
This board ...

Maybe ya calling the wrong ones