Shorts at a strip club?

So, is it weird to wear shorts to a strip club? I tend to dress well when going to a club (dress pants, dress shirt, look presentable) Now, I go commando so there isn't much between skin. What is your take on Strip Club attire? Does it even matter? We live in Texas and it's fucking hot here. So, weigh in.

Can't tell you the last time I went to the clubs not wearing shorts. Wouldn't know what to do if I wore longs pants to one. The good dancers will discover real quick if you are commando.......it's like an invitation.......

Yep.....they see shorts and know he came for quick action.

The dancers at these gentleman's club give zero f**cks what you're wearing. What matters to them is are you buying drinks, table dances and tipping them as they perform on stage.

The dancers at these gentleman's club give zero f**cks what you're wearing. What matters to them is are you buying drinks, table dances and tipping them as they perform on stage. Originally Posted by USAsoldier

I agree that most dancers probably could care less what a gent is wearing, if he's buying dances, etc, as USAsoldier says here.

However, I am on the side of loving a well dressed man; I find the casual state which most people seem to dress in the south, to be a sad state of affairs, lols.

Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to dress.

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Do you not have an opinion of anything?

..... I find the casual state which most people seem to dress in the south, to be a sad state of affairs, lols. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

yeah well in those places that aren't south, it's not typically a hundred f*ckin degrees in the shade and cars don't get to be a hundred and fifty f*ckin degrees after being parked for an hour.

ijs

No swim/basketball shorts, no sweats, no jerseys, no gang/ thug shit. Only dress codes I've ever heard.

Always with shorts. Saw a guy in a kilt this weekend. Thought that was a smart idea.

Fancy should know where to find a kilt nearby.... otherwise, there's always Austin ( link -> http://www.thingsceltic.com/)

It's simple, you walk into a strip club during the cold dark days of winter wearing shorts the players know whaz zup.

Always with shorts. Saw a guy in a kilt this weekend. Thought that was a smart idea. Originally Posted by thirtyfour

Well I'll be damned. I thought I'd seen it all...

yeah well in those places that aren't south, it's not typically a hundred f*ckin degrees in the shade and cars don't get to be a hundred and fifty f*ckin degrees after being parked for an hour.

ijs Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

One must suffer for fashion; this 100+ degree bullshit doesn't stop me from wearing all black, all the time.

Saw a guy in a kilt this weekend. Thought that was a smart idea. Originally Posted by thirtyfour

Kilts are sexy.

Fancy should know where to find a kilt nearby.... otherwise, there's always Austin ( link -> http://www.thingsceltic.com/) Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Here is one that may be better and definitely closer. The 5.11 store at 5870 WESTHEIMER sells tactical kilts. Yes, they do come in camo also. Just not my family tartan. Real solid tough garment made for men. The Teflon coating should keep DNA stains to a minimum.

http://www.511tactical.com/catalog/p...view/id/110911




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Nothing is sexier than a man who knows how to dress. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.